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Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling

 

Copied shamelessly from Cycling Training Tips:

 

Top 5 Doping Excuses in Cycling:

 

Tyler Hamilton: I have a twin that was never born. That's why my blood contains a different blood type than my own

 

Floyd Landis: I had some beers and whiskeys last night. I have a very high natural level of testosterone. I am innocent.

 

Raimondas Rumsas: My wife was bringing a car full of medical substances for her sick mother. I am innocent.

 

Frank Vandenbroucke: The drugs were for my little dog. I am innocent.

 

Dario Frigo: It's just a bad habit I have to wear illegal drugs. I don't use them. I am innocent.

 

 

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My mummy brought back cocaine contaminated sweets from South America.

 

The chicken contained the growth hormones.

 

They'de tried everything!

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I kissed a girl that did cocaine and somehow managed to lick her so clean that it was picked up in my blood...

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http://www.brotherjones.com/cms/images/dennis/2009_02_09_CowWithGun.jpg

 

He told me to eat the meat, when I saw the gun I had no choice :unsure:

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Guest Frail4Life

Just Started drinking Coffee. TOO Cold here in the Karoo.

 

Finished 10 Cups already for a NON Coffee drinker.

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I performed oral sex on a woman with high levels of (cant remember the substance)....

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The police busted a meth lab on my street...I must've breathed in some of the fumes.

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