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On Saturday some of the biggest names in international and local cycling will take to the streets of Pretoria to show unity for Mandela. None other than South African president Jacob Zuma will be firing the start gun to signal the start of what is to be an iconic example of what can be achieved through unity in memory of Nelson Mandela.

 

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is the tannie riding?

 

http://www.rummage.co.za/userfiles/article/news2012/june2012/zille_cyclist.jpg

 

imagine her on the front row chatting with the guy who pulls the start gun?

 

and then he goes over to Gwede and asks who is on their team?

 

so Fikile pulls up from his caravan

 

http://gsport.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20120311Cycling1.jpg

 

he's been training, we've all seen his selfies at panoramic viewpoints. but the question is, has Julius been putting in the hours on his IDT since his suspension from parliament?

422703_10151362615885282_934053420_n.jpg

 

and then this guy will be at the finish already.

 

http://www.sundayworld.co.za/incoming/2012/03/04/593397_296374.jpg/ALTERNATES/Landscape630x413/593397_296374.jpg

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but then JZ says this is not fair, there must be a ZUMA in the race. does none of my wifes count as a village bicycle?

 

http://www.bdlive.co.za/incoming/2013/04/11/thumb-zumaapartheid.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_400x250/THUMB+ZumaApartheid.jpg

 

I know khulu lost a lot of girth to fit in his wedding dress, but there aint no fatbike in his size yet.

 

I sure been carboloading

http://www.timeslive.co.za/migration_catalog/ST/2011/04/16/775786_673986/RESIZED/Small/775786_673986

 

maybe this Zuma can ride like a Fish or a Stransky?

he sure can do a bicycle kick

http://multimedia.pol.dk/archive/00519/zuma_1_14-02-2011_P_519335d.jpg

 

 

 

 

gentleman, start your engines!!!

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/pix/slideshow/04-2012/south-africa-president/zuma16.jpg

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I wonder who's funding this "unprecedented" prize money? With Zuma in attendance I can only imagine...

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I don't know who will be there but my money is on a Zuma family member winning. Even if they didn't ride. Or enter.

Atul Gupta will win before it's even started and barely raise a sweat in the process

 

http://www.iol.co.za/polopoly_fs/iol-news-sep-27-gupta-1.682060!/image/2593536055.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_300/2593536055.jpg

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Expect lots of cheating (especially in the running races). It will be in the real Saffa tradition.

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