How would you handle this?

[Guest DieBees]

I see a lot of clients. I see them at their homes and places of work.

 

So yesterday, I go to a client, and the ladies' dog smells my crotch, yes my CROTCH! ( dont know a better word...)

 

So, how did I handle it? The first words that came out of my mouth was, I think your dog wants to marry me. I was so ashamed. I did not hide a steak in my undies. Why would the flippen dog do it I thought!

 

I see plenty people and it has never happened before.

 

Not sure what the correct manner would be to handle this.

 

Should I address this to Dr Phil?

[Guest Karma]

take a bath. 

[Wannabe]

Would it have been better if the Client smelt your crotch? 

[Raydek]

Nothing wrong with you dude, just how they operate...

 

Humans are often embarrassed when a dog trots over and starts sniffing at their groin, or pokes its snout in their butt. The dog has no idea that placing its nose in these parts of the human body might be offensive to some people, rather the dog is simply seeking information. The dominant sense for dogs is their sense of smell. Thus for canines reading scents is much like reading a written status report about the target of its sniffing. This is a common way to gather information from other dogs, and in many ways dogs treat humans as if they were similar to canines.

[SwissVan]

Shake that last druppel boet.... Shake it one more time every time.....

[FrancoisC]

If you're marketing a product, and something like that happens again, just say "Well if your best friend trusts me THIS much, maybe you could too?"....

[keithbe]

Rather a crotch sniff than a leg hump!

[Guest DieBees]

Ha ha! I had such a laugh at keithbe's post now! Surely i prefer the smell!

[Guest Karma]

did you have whale poop in your pants? Dogs can smell whale poop.

 

http://listverse.com/2013/01/17/10-unexpected-things-that-dogs-can-smell/

[Kranswurm]

Good grief....

Have you never had dogs??

[fabs]

You kick the dog in the crotch, and see if he wants to do it again?

[Guest DieBees]

Not good to kick a prospective clients' dog before you closed the deal. He was the biggest dog and most probably the leader of the pack. He had to approve me.

[Cois]

Welll you can always go "bow chicka wow wow..."

But that might upset the client...

[SwissVan]

Not good to kick a prospective clients' dog before you closed the deal. He was the biggest dog and most probably the leader of the pack. He had to approve me.

Yep, u just needed to smell him back and waggle your tail at the same time... Deal sealed

[Wayne Potgieter]

Kneel down and smell the dogs crotch. It shows compassion and empathy.

[Guest Karma]

Kneel down and smell the dogs crotch. It shows compassion and empathy.

 

that would be a first...