Pantani Posted April 23, 2007 Share Sharp' date=' and you go perv over another hotty! Get yourself agirlfriend man! Looks like chicks are all thats on your mind? Or goride your bike??????[/quote'] Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. Squire, let me offer you some words of advice, "Never enter a battle of wits unarmed", clearly you are bankrupt in the said department! I've never been spurred to action in this manner before, but for your benefit I'll offer you some insight into the enigma (Note to Sporza, insert mystery here) that is Pantani. The fact that I have an inordinate amount of time on hands to 'perv' over 'hotties', quite eloquently stated on your behalf, can be attributed to one of two things. Either I have a job where I sit at a desk and do nthing except 'perv' over 'hotties' or I'm fabulously wealthy and don't need to work and merely while the time away 'perving' over 'hotties'. I'll allow you to take your pick except to say that it would be criminal to take such intellect and apply it to something that remedial. Oh, and having made that statement it should be clear that I'm not an attorney and that I don't presume you to be intelligent. Attorneys, no offence... In the girlfriend department I think I have done quite well, and have far exceeded the expectations of my high school teachers who infamously declared I would amount to nothing and that they pitied the woman who showed the slightest interest in me. There are some in cycling who know my better half, she is a bit of a recluse, choosing to rather spend her time perusing medical journals and attending conferences and is currently a specialist registrar in Anatomical Pathology at the National Health Laborotary Services. She sometimes reads childish ramblings I post on The Hub since they offer her a chance to theorise on the unconscious mind and explore my perceived sexual repression. She says I make it up you see... But I don't listen to her, after all she isn't a psycho analyst. I did however sit up and take note when she mentioned she had enough grey matter to make your whole neighbourhood go dark! Oh, but enough of all that, let's get down to the real reason we are here! Oh, you thought I was going to say cycling? No, not at all. Before you presume to pass judgement on my character and question my moral fibre and publicly reduce me to nothing more than a malevolent voyeur I will ask you to grow some gonads, take them out of your pocket or wherever it is that you keep them and put them where they belong. Put your name next to your profile as I have done and come out from behind this veil of anonymity. If you're going to slate people in a public forum then at least have the balls to show your name. Anything less is cowardly, like a sniper shooting from the dark! I detest your type and in my estimation you are nothing more than coward. In fact no, that is an insult to cowards everywhere! Some people say that I have my head so far up my own ass that I can chew my food twice. I say to them how incredibly intuitive! Because they are right. I have an incredibly inflated opinion of myself, and I don't suffer fools gladly! You see, I'm not offended by the fact that you called me a 'perv' or suggested that I should get a girlfriend. I just feel that if you're going to assissinate my character so publicly, at least let people know who did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanJ Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Well done Pantani. Gets my vote for post of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyolo Posted April 23, 2007 Share Classy and arrogant... "bring out the sugar for the Candy Man" (as Christina would say) Top post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani, excellent retort !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutterHugger Posted April 23, 2007 Share Poor Sporza...pondering over that dictionary now, cutting, pasting,cutting pasting,cutting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvenS Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani for president!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted April 23, 2007 Share I enjoyed that meneer.Nice start to the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff Posted April 23, 2007 Share "telling someone to go to hell in such a manner that he looks forward to the trip" comes to mind here . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunh Posted April 23, 2007 Share Woooooaaaahhhh!!!!! You go boy!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewep Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani, dude, I'll bow down to your greatness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantani Posted April 23, 2007 Share I am flattered by this acknowledgement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallo Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani shall I send special package to this dude once he is brave enough to come and play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Andreou Posted April 23, 2007 Share I am flattered by this acknowledgement... We're astounded by your polysylabbic propensity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Seuss Posted April 23, 2007 Share nice one pantani! i do however still feel that white ASSOS shorts is a bit dodgy (if not inappropriate) to wear in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantani Posted April 23, 2007 Share Pantani shall I send special package to this dude once he is brave enough to come and play? Mallo, there is no need to get 'ghetto' on him just yet... However, should the need arise I'll be sure to commission your services, especially those "kick 'em dead" calves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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