Naas V Posted May 28, 2010 Share So I pushed my bike down some ridiculous single track. Guy on bike, who can't climb by the way, came pass me calling me a sissy. Next one laughed at me, third one looked at me like I was something pityful. Fortunately, the wheel of life created some more hilly sections ... My question is and I'm posting this to the real MTB'rs, don't know if there are any on the hub(...MTB'rs are suppose to be kind , considerate, cleancut, upstanding individuals)... ...if I'm a SISSY, what do you call those mostly overweight, seemingly brainless and responsibility-free gentlemen that came past me or behave like that on any other given day? See, I'm building a MTB trail and I wanna put up some signage for the people. Now I've got this one ready: Thank you - all ideas welcome Naas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Rat Posted May 28, 2010 Share Ag shame! On this website if you can't swallow razor blades, drink diesel and p*ss fire you're a sissy get used to it or buy the blades and the diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ the Expat Posted May 28, 2010 Share Dear Naas, What is your definition of a real MTB'er? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naas V Posted May 28, 2010 Share Guys, I'm being serious but want to add some fun to the trail. So it's gonna be a fairly modest trail but with sections where the riders will have the option of going the safer route or be a little bit more adventurous and signs will tell The Brave.....to go a certain way and SISSY's to take the safer option. Looks like I hurt some ego's ??? Sorry,.. ... and please help out with names. Thks, Naas Naas V2010-05-28 06:40:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldron Posted May 28, 2010 Share I see the MTN National Series has gone all PC on us - it's no longer chicken run but "alternative route". A chicken run is a chicken run - by calling it an alternate route you don't exactly inspire people to try the real deal do you? Call is pansy pass, chicken run, moffie move, sissy surrender - anything that creates a bit of motivation to try the technical side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taps Posted May 28, 2010 Share Chicken run = Twinkletoes RouteBull run = Yeeeehaaa (or Eina) RouteTaps2010-05-28 05:57:00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentBikes Posted May 28, 2010 Share Bang Jan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted May 28, 2010 Share Ha! at Sani2c they have 'Mild' or 'peri-peri' signs... no need to mention who one of the major sponsors is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomvdP Posted May 28, 2010 Share I kinda like the sign - the only thing I would change would be to just have the first S being the girl. It is a bit hard to read otherwise - especially at a glance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted May 28, 2010 Share You do know that it's a matter of time before some female hubber points out that not all girls are sissys? In fact, I know some girls who will ride the scary stuff better and/or faster that some guys (myself excluded ). Just a thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted May 28, 2010 Share Naas is a Nancy Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 28, 2010 Share Better get riders doing your MTB trail to sign indemnity forms, when they see that sign the'll be too embarassed to use the sissy route and by using the hard core one could end up in hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Drew Posted May 28, 2010 Share Naas is a Nancy Girl. Hey! I'm no sissy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted May 28, 2010 Share Naas is a Nancy Girl. Hey! I'm no sissy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Twin Posted May 28, 2010 Share Don't forget to keep your feet clipped in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Twin Posted May 28, 2010 Share Naas is a Nancy Girl. ? Hey! ? I'm no sissy... ? ? Spud IS....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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