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Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

 

Bwahahaha! Either you had a forward thinking teacher, or you were taught by a priest.

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My Scott Spark is defiantly a duel suspension bike.

 

Edited to add: When I was shopping around for a new bike, I could of bought a Merida instead.

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Just remember that, what you can't change, you must learn to except.

 

Ect, ect.

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Just remember that, what you can't change, you must learn to except.

 

Ect, ect.

 

Yes, I've heard that to.

 

 

 

 

(And can I just say that righting in sucky grammar makes my brain hurt!)

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"Definately" is definitely not the correct way to spell "definitely"

Now for homework see how you can use this word to abuse this thread. Have fun you illiterate peasants! (ducking)

 

I enjoyed your post untill you used the word "ducking"

 

Methinks we need a new teacha!

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Somebody in the wanted section is looking for a Tandum to buy. Stop nitpicking and help the guy out. Or is that nit-picking?....On second thoughts, stop being so pedantic....pedantik?? and find him a tan....double bike.

 

Aaag, whatever, I just hope his breaks don't break and his rim has some spokes in and his front fork is OK and he can peddle hard enough to keep going.

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I enjoyed your post untill you used the word "ducking"

 

Methinks we need a new teacha!

 

From one plesant pheasant to another?

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The English don't even use proper English nowadays.

Your not wrong there. Half the guys on site here are English or Scottish. I understand the guys from Ghana far better than the British, and I am English by Birth.

We have two scottish fellas, one from Edinbrugh the other from Glasgow here, two towns 60km apart - you would think they are from different planets, not neighbouring towns.

The conversations on the radio keep me entertained all day.

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Somebody in the wanted section is looking for a Tandum to buy. Stop nitpicking and help the guy out. Or is that nit-picking?....On second thoughts, stop being so pedantic....pedantik?? and find him a tan....double bike.

 

Aaag, whatever, I just hope his breaks don't break and his rim has some spokes in and his front fork is OK and he can peddle hard enough to keep going.

 

I will forward my adress. I have the broshure that has the list of neccesary altarations, one has to make to the breaks so that there bike will stop propperlly

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An request to all the lexicographers who laaik to korrekt teh udders lessor mortels:

 

Please classify the misteaks being maid in to:

Spelling,

Syntactic,

Grammatic,

etc.

 

This would grately assist everybodys learning of this forrugn langwedge for most of us

 

I 'am sure it are grately appresiated by all :)

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