Patso

Not an excuse to not get onto the trail, but a cry for help! The bloody dog has chewed my nice shoes to pieces...almost. That strappy thing that goes into the clicky thing has bee bitten off, and my wife's whole connection thing that holds the strappy thing has also been bitten off. Both ggo shoes so rerair is the way....anybody out there????? maybe someone can help with my spellin

So there is this round thing...usually called a ball.(Being called a ball means it is round unless you play that other game where men are constantly touching and engaging each other!!) So you take this ball and the object is to kick it through that oblong thing at the one end....well actually there are two, one for each team. No one is allowed to touch the round thing...the ball remember. Oh except the goal keeper. He stands in front of that oblong thing...the goal; he or she as the case may be, is allowed to catch the ball in front of the goals. If you can get your ball into the goal, you get one point. (not 5 point for something called a drie!) In football you are not allowed to to touch the ball with your hands and that it why it is called football. Some Engelsman was playing football, and was so useless(it was at one of those moffie schools in Engelsland where they wear hats..yes the boys wear hats) he picked up the ball. To make sense of this game they had to invent 4,687 rules to try to controll it. Nobody can get it right to this day! Football has 11 rules so everybody can understand what is going on....except for off-side. The only thing the two games have in common I trust this makes everything clear Patso

There was another armed robbery at Nothern Farms yesterday.I dont have any details about where exactly it happened, but it would appear as if one ot two cyclist where relieved of thier bikes at gunpoint yesterday morning!