Hi there!
First things first - if you're wondering "how on earth does one lose an elbow guard on a ride": I somehow managed to get my chain caught in my spokes on a descent (don't ask me how, I have absolutely no idea), which resulted in my derailleur getting ripped off, and my wheel stuck. So I had to hike-a-bike back to the car park. And as one does, I took off my elbow guards and helmet, threw the guards in my helmet, strapped that to my chest, chucked the bike on my back, and hiked back while contemplating what I'm doing with my life. Somewhere in that process, one elbow guard must have decided to add insult to injury and it jumped ship.
This was about two weeks ago. I only realised one was missing yesterday, so I went back to have a look - couldn't find it. Which means that either a meerkat took it and is using it as a pillow, or someone picked it up. I phoned the Dairy Shed - no one handed it in there.
So, if anyone picked it up - please let me know. Unless you only fall on your right-side, it won't be of much help. I'll gladly fork over a few bucks so that you can buy a new set. Or just buy you a beer - whichever you prefer.
Thanks!