ThePanda

Yup, when I win the Lotto, I'm buying a Pirate ship complete with Pirates and a canon.

But you would be paying the race entry... With your tax money... See, I'm a great president... I'll give you backstage passes to the stripper factory too... It builds male and female strippers

Ok, tax money will be used to fund races and transport to and from races... NO MORE RACE FEES!!!! I'll build stripper factories by cutting funding for the presedential Boeing... There will also be a law that says that every race must have a giant beer volcano at the finish line. It will be like heaven on earth... ThePanda2006-09-22 06:52:43

Thank you... Thank you... When I become president, I'll reserve a lane in each direction on the N1 just for cyclists, right after constructing Logwood-esque obstacles and a few sandpits on it... I will also put all the money used for Rakbie and Sokker development into cycling development, and free beer for cyclists.

The doping threads on this site are driving me to the bong... Every second thread I read is about doping scandals... I ride for the pleasure of riding, so doping has no bearing on my life. I can understand that competitive cyclists are up in arms about all the doping going on, but having a gazillion posts about doping is just silly. Someone should buy a domain like www.welovethedope.co.za and have a little online doping shrine, but turning "the hub" into "the needle, the candle and the brown powder" is getting a bit much. People will dope, people will cheat SARS, people will forget to floss, people will drive like idiots, and people will steal money from companies they work for, and some people would want to rip out my spleen for writing this post... Life is not fair, and the same goes for sports... Justice will prevail one day, and someone else will screw up again on another day, that is just the way things are. So in the words of that kind hearted little boy named Eric Cartman: "Stop your b*tching!"