How divorce happens

[fandacious]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife

 

looks over at him and asks the question....

 

WIFE:           "What would you do if I died? Would you get married

again?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Definitely not!"

 

WIFE:           "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Of course I do."

 

WIFE:           "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 

WIFE:           "You would?" (with a hurt look)

 

HUSBAND:    (makes audible groan)

 

WIFE:           "Would you live in our house?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Sure, it's a great house."

 

WIFE:           "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Where else would we sleep?"

 

WIFE:           "Would you let her drive my car?"

 

HUSBAND:    "Probably, it is almost new."

 

WIFE:           "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 

HUSBAND:    "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 

WIFE:           "Would you give her my jewellery?"

 

HUSBAND:    "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 

WIFE:            "Would she use my golf clubs?"

 

HUSBAND:     "No, she's left-handed."

 

WIFE:            -- silence --

 

HUSBAND:     "sh*t."

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