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Engineers have long pondered why sales folk earn more than rocket scientists. Perhaps Politicians should be included in the list of this immutable laws beneficiaries?

 

The SALARY THEOREM states that:

 

"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

 

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates (which we all accept as true):

 

       Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

       Postulate 2: Time is Money.

 

       As every engineer and scientist knows:

 

       Power = Work/Time

 

       Since: Knowledge = Power and

                 Time = Money,

 

       Then: Knowledge = Work/Money

 

       Solving for Money, we get:

 

                 Money = Work/Knowledge.

 

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the  amount of work done.

 

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

 

 

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