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impossible, he crashes on average every 19th race day

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Oh a guy who has *checks notes* has won zero TdFs telling multiple gt, monuments and classics winner how he should behave? That's like a fish teaching a bird to fly .

Who is Lance Armstrong? Is he the guy who went to the moon? Or is he the trumpet player?

*inhales deeply from crack pipe* Jonas attacks 4km from the top of Bonette, gains 30s over the top and bombs the descent with Jorgenson. Pogi catches them on the ascent of Isola but has forgotten to eat and cracks. Keldermerckx paces Jonas to the top and is gifted his first WT win.

what tiz a man to do?

*inhales deeply from crack pipe* UAE don't care about satellite riders, they are going to let the gap grow and before they realise it, GC Jorgenson is born. He and Jonas tag team Pogi tomorrow, crush the TT and Visma gets 1-2 GC

have they tried riding faster? are they stupid?

UAE said they would sit on the wheels from now on and watch the race and don't want to risk anything. Therefore I think they'll chase the break all day for a Pogačar stage win.

97.7 km done in 2 hours is pretty wild

Adam Yates in the break is such a big brain move by UAE

can't really blame the Astana rider for the terribly marked road furniture,.Bora didn't keep him safe in that finale yesterday. Everyone knows he needs lots of help in hectic finishes. You never see Visma/UAE ******* about halfway down the peloton 10k from the finish on sprint days

From team twitter: Primož Roglič underwent careful examination by our medical team after yesterday’s stage and again this morning. The decision has been taken that he will not start today, to focus on upcoming goals. We wish you a speedy recovery Primož 🙏🏻

As a child, Roglič stole a shimmering trinket from a gypsy's market stall. The gypsy caught him and placed a curse on him, promising a life of highs and lows. Despite his cycling successes, he has been haunted by mysterious misfortunes ever since.