Strawberry Mama

Sorry that I posted this before, but after I emailed I realised I could please you guys.. ...(with the pic that is)

'n Ou Boesman kry 'n spieël in die veld. Hy weet nie wat dit is nie. Skrik toe hy daarin kyk, want die gesig wat hy sien, lyk nes sy oorlede pa. Elke keer as hy na sy pa verlang, kyk hy in die spieël en huil verdrietig. Sy vrou wonder wat aangaan en gryp die spieël. Sy kyk daarin en sien die lelikste vrou wat sy nog ooit gesien het. Sy skreeu vir haar man: 'Jou gemors, is dit oor hierdie lelike m#$d wat jy so tjank?'

Gerookte vis en hoender resep

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find

Nah not enough - this is for my bosses garden.......

Hi all Is there anyone on the Hub that does irrigation systems. I am urgently looking for someone in Pretoria - Brooklyn. Please call me: 0829723836

Tata

Me and you both will be banned off the forum if you post them!!!

+ sis jou pedofiel!

LMFGA me in a nappy?

This is what I receive from a brother on a Sunday morning. I got the idea someone was homesick????? Anyway - DANKIE Ouboet - ek kan nie glo dit was ek nie....

Mike se hond hol op en af in d straat. Kallie vra: Wat makeer jou reun? Mike: Ek het hom laat regmaak, hy kanselleer net gou sy afsprake.

So if facmp's wife is Italian and so is your GF - does that mean you are having an affair with his wife????