MONS

Tumble weed - the object of my stalking... would you accept my public apology? May I go back to work now as that may help get my mind out the gutter and the imagery thats going on in my head to dissipate?

Oh? So you blaming the Gnomes??? Whats his name again??? The one with the.. 'watering can' ???? Eish... is photoshop not a terrible thing?

Can we change threads here? You know that was wicked? Oh, and may I thank you for clearing up the TMI/overshare thingie up... clearly us gautengers are a bit behind in some things?

Um... thats possibly even MORE TMI????? That could possibly change my entire perspective of TW???Have I mentioned before I think in pictures? TW - please excuse my .. um... whatever - not meant as beinbg rude or anything? See MOns hit a fluster?

Beer elbow?

Bumped it? Scratched it? Hit the funny bone? Why do you keep doing things to yourself? Are your nipples still sore? Are you going to tell us WHY they were sore or do we really not want to know? Did it REALLY have anything to do with the magenta boa??? Can't be as bad as your morning routine 'TMI' post?

Hell no.... cos then , I I am not mistaken, you can drink it quicker????

Good Luck.. we can only wish to be as intuitive as our animals.

I dont think you are wrong? May I add that personally - I prefer to stir a bit of the bubbles out first?

Just a larger glass? Do you stir /shake the bubbles out to ?

At least its ALMOST spring? Afraid we may be subjected to the real winter before it does show its face though?

Awesomenss??Always? (well majority of the time) Since when is one ever enough? Maybe your partner was wise? And you never enjoyed finishing that 2nd bottle? Was that a whine I heard?

SO I take it the celebrations went well?

Who has exciting plans for the weekend? Who cant wait for the weekend? How fast is today going to FLY by? Who is AS amped as I am, just because?

Whats on the buffet?

OMG, how could I forget the pink boa? I shudder to think to maybe I should scratch that?

it does, doesn't it?

Why oh why are your nipples sore??

Oh I think you hit the nail on the head? May I add a 'for the record' - that I don't really dope? How insane would I be on that stuff - seriously do not need any assistance to get high as I do that all on my own?

:clap: ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!??????????

If I doped would it help getting the tjoon out my head?

May I add that you are quite funny at times?

maybe you should try this scenario-... I am folding my arms and tapping my foot singing nellie the elephant (and I only know a few short lines of the chorus so this is going to be painful)??? It does not sound right without alcohol?