jaco369

shes legal

i knew you were going to reply with something like that.. and no, not blueberry either

fabes.... your pic WTF?!?! hahahaha quite crappy i must say

make waffles...

that was only for one or two pages. now its trolling here. as it always goes on the hub!

oooohhh so whats going on over here

screw this. Im leaving the offoce and gonna go for a ride!

hello hello... thought i'd pop in and say hi

You have a crush on a chic cyclist you have ridden with that kicks your ass that you look like a girl on a tricycle. and you dont mind it! haha (plus much better view when chasing)

and you still sound like a moerse **** (box)

You know who Dangle is or have heard of him before! wahahahaa

when your bike service costs more than your car to service. when your your bike tyres are as much if not more than your cars.

when you started, you fake it till you make it

You have bonked so badly that you have cried, hallucinated and pleaded with God wajhahahahaha i can relate. alone in the knysna forest on a 14km pass

you never judge a ride by how far it was, but how many KM you can do every hour

you have gotten sick at leas once while riding and trying to swallow a espresso flavoured Gu gel. You lie and say your Carbon cycling shoes are cheaper than they really are. You dis Momsem bikes while secretly lusting for one.....(VIPA ) you think Cats eyes o the road is from the devil, while swearing in your car when they dont reflect at night. You recognise your buddies in winter even though you can only see their legs due to wearing buffs sunnies and a helmet. you have tried to adjust your bike computer pickup on the fork while riding..... and went HOB you started the worlds largest funride at least once from the back.

what do you have against pirate?

isnt that the same thing?

if you drink rum before 11 does it make you a alcoholic or a pirate?

do I ever win?

how do i get a warning point?

could you pass me a shovel?

does Dizzy know about this? or is it the eye drops?

is it safe for me to answer?

i didint know you know i know you know you were looking at me?