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  1. A friend told me today that he's about to spend 40 grand on a bike. he'll sell his old one so it might come to 25 grand which he has to fork out. I told him not to be a complete ejit and save the money since he has a perfectly fine bike. Of all things he wants to get a carbonfibre road bike. He rides strong and kicks most hubbers butt, however, it's not the bike that makes you go fast.

    riding an expensive bike is a) stupid, b) nonsense and c) useless. you know what happens when you have something this expensive. you are reluctant to ride it if it might rain, you don't want it outside of the car for transports and you get an heart attack if it falls over. you can get a PERFECTLY fine bike for way less than 20 grand. perfectly fine stands as in suitable for all races.

    get an aluminium bike! they are also very light by now and not comparable prone to total damages as carbonfibres. and if you have style you get a custom amde steel bike. it'll last forever and will not be much heavier than the standard road bike. and it's worth every cent.

     

    a 70 grand bike? you are either single or you wife should kick your ass!
  2. What? Breast warts?

    close as you're gonna get' date=' Legend...

    Here you go though... oil coated, freshly turned, ready to be screwed.... NIPPLES!
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    you bastard! you turn da girls' nipples?
  3. Oh no! The N-word woke you up?

     

    come on, name the child by it's name and say nipple again for me!

    completely awake and 100 % distracted from what I was supposed to do.

     

    what are your experiences with the 'stability' of different nipples in quick temperature changes Johan? Does it get cold enough in SA that you have to put 'booties' over them?
  4. I won't admit anything of the sort. These jokes are purile. Every day of my life I work with nipples and balls and pumping brakes and hard and soft. If I have to crack up and piss myself laughing each time these terms come up I'll get nothing done.

     

    howzit johan! long time no chat, hey? so, what have you got to tell me? Big%20smile
  5. gadgets.

    winte'rs a brilliant excuse to get all kinds of new gadgets - lights' date=' a new polyprop shirt, a new windjacket or rainjacket if your a capie, gloves, booties - and commute to work, to test all these gadgets.

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    booties because of the rain?


    no idea what the booties would be for, legend!
    i was told to get booties for ride2rhodes, apparently to prevent frostbite ... will have to experiment with different things - and find out what works for other people - but i'll do that in a different thread, hijacking this one now Big%20smile

     

    frost bites? do you cycle through the night? or do you live in the drakensberge?

     

    seriously, take TNT's advice from the first or second page.

    And don't beleive everything that's being told to you! I only start wearing booties from 3?C on. Otherwise they are not necessary.
  6. Get your better half to drop u far from home ' date=' then you have no choice but to ride homeConfused[/quote']

     

    That easyer said than done, getting my love out of bed at 4.

     

    Just set a (some) goal(s) and it's pretty easy...

     

    Mine is: "If I don't train - my wife will start beating me soon" - on a bike that is.

     

    Just do 2 sessions a day - one in the am outside and one in the pm on the idt...

     

    with this "discipline" you are just extending the unavoidable Big%20smile


    What's that? Dubbel longontsteking in die linker long?

    have you met his wife?
  7. Get your better half to drop u far from home ' date=' then you have no choice but to ride homeConfused[/quote']

     

    That easyer said than done, getting my love out of bed at 4.

     

    Just set a (some) goal(s) and it's pretty easy...

     

    Mine is: "If I don't train - my wife will start beating me soon" - on a bike that is.

     

    Just do 2 sessions a day - one in the am outside and one in the pm on the idt...

     

    with this "discipline" you are just extending the unavoidable Big%20smile
  8. A friend of mine complained the other morning while we were training -
    he said he had done 10 Arguses' date=' he train about 6 days a week, his "balsakvel" (testicticular skin) is as thick an elephants skin from all the riding, and he still did a worse time this year in the Argus, than last year. This is a waste of time!! [/quote']

     

    thanx
  9. gadgets.

    winte'rs a brilliant excuse to get all kinds of new gadgets - lights' date=' a new polyprop shirt, a new windjacket or rainjacket if your a capie, gloves, booties - and commute to work, to test all these gadgets. get a mountainbike if you don't have one. works for me :)

    also helps that i entered sani2c nonstop: train or die!

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    booties because of the rain?
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    As an Ultimate Hubber perhaps you should know the Wanted forum is the best place to post thisWink

     

    As a ROOKIE you will learn that the wanted section does not recieve the attention it needs.

     

    BTW------------Welcome to the hub. 

     

    As TheLegend I say the rookie is right!

     

    BTW-------Good night.

     

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    What winter? Spring is getting ready to be sprung on us Big%20smile

     

    Winter tip:

    IDT' date=' fan and your fav dvd series for week day training.

    Weekends you can still venture out side for longer rides

     

     
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    what does the familiy living in the appartment udnerneath say to your roler sessions?

     

    Well I'm to scared to ask them if they can hear it... BUT everytime i see them they always smile and Gruezi back so... I guess that means I'm not cycling fast enough...LOL YET.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    lucky you! I always go down into the muffi dark basement and the witch from the third floor always comes down to complain about the noise. Annoying narrowminded person that she is.

    The swiss just always seem to be neutral..which is cool if you live there.

     

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    Avoid the IDT at all costs. Enjoy the hard stars staring icily from on high as you set out into a frosty cold morning...oh wait' date=' I ride at lunch time in winter...

     

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    you ever considered taking the IDT and your bike along to teh next pub an excercise there while enjoying a beer, company and the strippers?

     

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    you safa's are a bunch of sissies when it comes to 'winter riding'.

     

     

     

     

    molefi oliphant?

    come again please

     

     

     

    you sound like a that hoo..ok' date=' let's not got there...

     

     

     

    molefi used to work for safa, didn't he?[/quote']I google the olifant and yes, he was(is) the president of SAFA. But well, I think you got what I imliped with that abreviation.

     

     

     

    there's an interesting story about how he got his name...

     

    lets see if we find someone asking you to share it Wink

     

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    you safa's are a bunch of sissies when it comes to 'winter riding'.

     

     

     

     

    molefi oliphant?

    come again please

     

     

     

    you sound like a that hoo..ok' date=' let's not got there...

     

     

     

    molefi used to work for safa, didn't he?[/quote']

     

    I google the olifant and yes, he was(is) the president of SAFA.

    But well, I think you got what I imliped with that abreviation.

     

     

     

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    What winter? Spring is getting ready to be sprung on us Big%20smile

     

    Winter tip:

    IDT' date=' fan and your fav dvd series for week day training.

    Weekends you can still venture out side for longer rides

     

     
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    what does the familiy living in the appartment udnerneath say to your roler sessions?

     

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