We were a bunch of guys who rode the Cape Argus last year. We decided to ride for a charity which means we had to wear their clothes. So the evening before the race we all went out to "carbo load". So the next morning just before the race I developed this huge pee which took me about 5 minutes to unload. Our pants were bright green, and as you all know Newton's 5th law states "The last 3 drops will always end up in your pants". So there I was with this big dark patch on this bright green pants between thousands of people and everyone knew exactly what happened!
