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Holy how can Dirt*girl call you an old man, although I know she's joking cos I don't know many okes who cycle to the pub.. now that is awesome

Also saw that' date=' no wonder everyone just assumes I'm a guy. Must change my avatar to something pink. [/quote'] just make sure it isn't magenta, cos that's a manly colour That's a Holy colour

Yup, that's one of the main reasons why we found that a nekked bike ride would never work cos it would just be a sossie fest

Loopy' date=' you are not correct. The legal age for concent is 16. The age of majority is 18 (used to be 21).[/quote'] Peeps can shag at 16 now??.. now why did I wait until I was 17??.. yeah the kiddies these days are shagging and drinking at 12.. scary stuff

Well the legal age for sex is 18.. but I'm 29 and I don't go for gals who are more then 8 years younger then me

Nope sorry it's a Pinarello Dogma' date=' ditched the MTB...mmmmmmwwahahahaaaaa [/quote']

What bike is it?? .. the pic's not showing up on the screen.. if it's a MTB then welcome to the dark side.. mmmmwwahahahaaaa

Yeah but you gotta spend X amount just to fly her over here' date=' and then when she gets here she's most probably this real big 'gold digger' and then she marries you for the wrong reasons[/quote'] Why do you think they will be gold diggers? That's a bit harsh. Shame man, she only wants to sell herself to a man to be his wife - where do you come with gold digging? Really Loops, I don't know what has come over you? well too bad for her I don't have any gold for her to dig what if her pic does not corespond with the real life bride? Then I'll see how much it costs for postage to send her back

Only when I imagine Jessica Alba or Gemma Atkinson nekked, errrm.. and this thread was started by 'More wood'.. aiFruitloop2009-10-13 08:13:12

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Yeah but you gotta spend X amount just to fly her over here' date=' and then when she gets here she's most probably this real big 'gold digger' and then she marries you for the wrong reasons[/quote'] Why do you think they will be gold diggers? That's a bit harsh. Shame man, she only wants to sell herself to a man to be his wife - where do you come with gold digging? Really Loops, I don't know what has come over you? well too bad for her I don't have any gold for her to dig

Yeah but you gotta spend X amount just to fly her over here, and then when she gets here she's most probably this real big 'gold digger' and then she marries you for the wrong reasons

I'll try my own sign language hee heeee

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try wanda on for size she will not let you down No ways, not after you've soaked her in your.. ja .. aahh!! that's just nasty she has a BIIIIGGG family, chinees, jewish, german..... Nah, think I'll wait until I've got a bit more capital and then try the 'mail-order bride' thing

try wanda on for size she will not let you down No ways, not after you've soaked her in your.. ja .. aahh!! that's just nasty

No man! What happened? What did you do/not do? Well I didn't do much, kept very low profile and keeping cool calm and collected.. then she reckons we were too intense too soon, meanwhile I got double the amount of smses and emails from her.. ai, that's woman for ya

what sort of woman do you consort with? a penicillin jab will sort you out... I thought tingly costs extra? Nope that is called a happy ending...... And that does not cost extra? Is this a sign of the depression? A Jewish mate of mine reckons that times are so tough' date=' Jewish girls are now marrying for love.[/quote'] Gasping ask your Jewish mate if he knows of any single Jewish girls.. please

what sort of woman do you consort with? a penicillin jab will sort you out...

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