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Second cyclist, riding up to first: "There's an oke in the car behind us taking a photo."

First cyclist: "Oh FFS! A Hubber."

Second cyclist: "Which means?"

First cyclist: "100 pages of diatribe, accusations, counter accusations and other stuff that gives me as much of a headache as wearing this stupid helmet."

Third cyclist: "What are you guys saying? I can't hear you. Wait. let me ride up alongside."

First cyclist: "You fool! You idiot! What you're doing is highly illegal. Hold your line! Hold your line!"

Third cyclist: "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive me please. I've eternally slurred the name of cyclists in the eyes of the world.

Second cyclist: "Do I look good in these red shoes? They came from CEC yesterday."

Etc.

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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:17 AM, LeTurbo said:

Second cyclist, riding up to first: "There's an oke in the car behind us taking a photo."

First cyclist: "Oh FFS! A Hubber."

Second cyclist: "Which means?"

First cyclist: "100 pages of diatribe, accusations, counter accusations and other stuff that gives me as much of a headache as wearing this stupid helmet."

Third cyclist: "What are you guys saying? I can't hear you. Wait. let me ride up alongside."

First cyclist: "You fool! You idiot! What you're doing is highly illegal. Hold your line! Hold your line!"

Third cyclist: "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive me please. I've eternally slurred the name of cyclists in the eyes of the world.

Second cyclist: "Do I look good in these red shoes? They came from CEC yesterday."

Etc.

 

Was it a good deal on the shoes?

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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:17 AM, Berg Bok said:

I think the op is in the wrong here, taking photos while driving is a serious offense.

oh where have you been for the last 11 pages...welcome
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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:18 AM, Warrior Princess said:

lol

 

My favourite part is actually at the end where he eats the coffee filter and just continues eating it...I nearly cried

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  On 9/21/2012 at 7:54 AM, Tevez said:

I'm too hungover this morning to take this thread seriously...

Sheeesh i also had a biggy last night...always regret doing such things on a school
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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:23 AM, fabes said:

Sheeesh i also had a biggy last night...always regret doing such things on a school

 

Woah! Seems like you had a ridiculous one doing it on a school and all :w00t:

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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:22 AM, Tevez said:

My favourite part is actually at the end where he eats the coffee filter and just continues eating it...I nearly cried

 

bwahahahaa, that is tote hillare ("said in my favorite Sandton accent") :clap:

Edit: Add my Sandton accent ;)

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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:26 AM, Warrior Princess said:

bwahahahaa, that is tote hillare ("said in my favorite Sandton accent") :clap:

Edit: Add my Sandton accent ;)

 

You stalking me or something? :unsure:

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  On 9/21/2012 at 8:21 AM, LeTurbo said:

There's always a good deal on shoes. You're evidently not a Facebook follower.

 

Nope, but I'll like their page…later on my BB while driving home this arfie.

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