You know you're a cyclist when....

[CASSIE1975]

You only recognise your friends when they have a helmet and glasses on.

 

+1 hahaha

[CASSIE1975]

You wear your Polar instead of Rolex

 

Ain't it true

[CASSIE1975]

You have MORE cycling kit than normal everyday clothes

[Daideron]

...innertubes, "bombs" and GU sachets are an acceptable form of currency/payment

You have had road rash

You have broken a spoke

Vowed never to have to use your LBS for spoke replacement ever again

Learned how to build wheels

Learned the hard way that you didnt know how to build/repair wheels

Found another LBS to repair wheels

You know the difference between "bonking" and "cracking"

Given advice or your opinion on any of the things mentioned in this thread, to a wannabe cyclist

[MTBc]

You know you're a cyclist when you become the 4square mayor of some cycling-related venue and to top it off you earn a badge that says ".... AND you look good in spandex."