[Event] Farmasutra - A Singlespeed Extravaganza

[Thug]

Event Name: Farmasutra - A Singlespeed Extravaganza
When: 23 November 2013
Where: Near Fouriesburg, Freestate
Category: MTB

A unique Singlespeed mountain biking event on hand-built trails not normally open to the public.

 

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[Thug]

Calling all party animals and boogy mutts

Single speeders that like to shake their butts

Owners of mountain bikes

Parents of tiny tykes

Mystery guests from exotic locations

Trendy nerds from glossy workstations

Weak geeks who dress to be freaks

The sleek, the meak and the serious midweek

Calling all sundry manner of quivering hounds

To come together where the music pounds

To channel your excitable funky monkey

And propel yer bike while the tunes get chunky

So get off your chairs, your couches

Stand up now, don't be slouches

Stride up to your iPod and press play

Do it now, do it today

Then iPad your way

Over to swampdogs.co.za

and

click

on

FARMA

SUTRA

Enter right now, brown cow

I have just shown you how

Because one day

They will say

Where where you late in November

And you will no doubt remember

far, far, far into the future

That you were having a massive jol at Farma Sutra!

Edited September 27, 2013 by Thug

[Tumbleweed]

That's a cool poem!

[Wil6]

Ek moet seker my gat in rat kry en verblyf boek

[RockCoach]

I will be there.

 

Ek moet seker my gat in rat kry en verblyf boek

 

No need. You can camp on the farm. How else are you going to be part of the vibe?

[RockCoach]

 

DISCLAIMER

 

 

Before entering the Farmasutra I fully agree entry rules:

 

1. I agree to all the rules of the ride

 

2. An entry is only confirmed and accepted once payment has been received! Please print out the confirmation of entry once you have paid, and take it  with you to registration - you will be required to show this when picking up your number.

 

3. Once your entry has been completed and accepted, it may not be cancelled, and we will not refund entry fees & merchandise if you are unable to ride for any reason.

 

4. I understand that Holey Trails, the Swampdogs mountain biking club nor the pets of the Swampdogs nor the SScrew will be held accountable for anyone who dies of shock from some of the outfits, the outbursts or any other open minded behaviour that may occur. This is event is inspired by a peaceful loving free approach to the world. If you think it may be a bit much still rather come and find out than miss out. You can always leave early.

 

5. I understand that Farmasutra is a mountain biking experience with dangerous sections and I will not whinge or moan about anything for the entire event

 

6. I can ride a mountain bike to an acceptable level or if not I accept that falling is part of the sport * as is choosing to walk.

 

7. I have adequate medical insurance to cover any medical expenses, should I need to see a doctor or go to a hospital.

 

8. I understand that this mountain biking event has dangerous sections. That we can ride a mountain bike to an acceptable level.

 

9. I understand that there could be someone faster than me on single track and that I will make every effort to allow him or her to pass so they can enjoy the track relative to their skill. This goes without saying for single speeders.

 

10. I understand that I’m required to ride with a safety helmet while participating in the ride. No helmet no ride! What your helmet looks like is your business.

 

Do you confirm that you accept the Disclaimer of entry and Indemnity for the Farmasutra ?

 

 

Do you confirm that you accept the Terms and Conditions of entry?

 

 

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