bob_the_builder Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 But to bring it into line with the origin of this thread' date=' my pursuit of the ideal feminine match has been much like the song "One by one" from the Foo Fighters!! (I'm in so much trouble now!) [/quote'] I guess you can change that song to Girl Trouble by the Violent Femmes? "Have mercy on me I got girl trouble up the ass Have mercy on me people I got girl trouble up the ass And don't tell me no joke cause I'm not gonna laugh I need the cure only one cure in this world I need the cure only one cure in this world Hey James Brown I need a woman or a girl Hit me in the morning hit me in the night Hit me when I'm wrong hit me when I'm right Hit me when I'm up hit when I'm down Hit me hit me hit me hit me all over town Girl trouble I got girl trouble up the ass And don't tell me cause I'm not gonna laugh I'm not trying to fool you people I'm not giving you no jive Make me feel I'd rather be dead than alive Take a look around what's shoving up my behind Problems drive me out of my mind Girl trouble I got girl trouble up the ass And don't tell me no joke 'cause I'm not gonna laugh"
Nancy Drew Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Nancy Drew...I only saw your post now!! Sadly' date=' if you have to ask...I'm a hedonist! So I'm sure many a girl has a great personality, (& that does not by any means relate to being ugly!)but being the shallow narcisistic man that I am, I only ever find myself attracted to sexy girls!! I'm sorry!!! Thats the truth! I know I'm not the best looking guy on the planet, but thats what I'm like. Scary thing is that I never learn my lesson, and the sexy girls always prove to be the worst investment by way of a girlfriend!! (I sound like a monster I know!) But to bring it into line with the origin of this thread, my pursuit of the ideal feminine match has been much like the song "One by one" from the Foo Fighters!! (I'm in so much trouble now!) [/quote'] GreyOwl, I admire the fact that you are so blatantly honest? I think more people should take this stance. GreyOwl for president <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I think that most of us are narcissistic hedonists but most of us would also deny it (because we?re such nice people and personality does count).. and that too, is the truth I?m surprised that you?re not the best looking guy on the planet, since for some reason you seem to clinch all the ?sexy girls? (maybe you have a ?great personality? ). But alas, it is true; we don?t often find this rare combination of sexy AND great personality.. perhaps that?s why the Foo Fighters ?All my Life? (I think that's the one you were referring to) words ring true for many people. .. who are in denial Now ?I?m done?.. and onto the next one?
Nancy Drew Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Ok Nancy! As long as the said ladies are attractive (personality counts too!) on the bike or off' date=' its all good! Would be nice to cycle with the fairer sex! Cant remember the last time I did!![/quote'] Now this begs the question: What do guys find "attractive" in a lady?Is sexy about what she looks like or does some level of confidence and intellectualism count? .... "she has a great personality" in guy talk generally means ..."she's F*ing ugly" nancy,men are turned on by what they see, women by what they hear. Not fair to generalise like that....some men are different, although I'll admit they are a small minority ditto on the generalisation for the ladies... young and naive women are turned on by what they hear, more 'experienced' women by what they see
fiasm Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Ok Nancy! As long as the said ladies are attractive (personality counts too!) on the bike or off' date=' its all good! Would be nice to cycle with the fairer sex! Cant remember the last time I did!![/quote'] Now this begs the question: What do guys find "attractive" in a lady?Is sexy about what she looks like or does some level of confidence and intellectualism count? .... "she has a great personality" in guy talk generally means ..."she's F*ing ugly" nancy,men are turned on by what they see, women by what they hear. Not fair to generalise like that....some men are different, although I'll admit they are a small minority ditto on the generalisation for the ladies... young and naive women are turned on by what they hear, more 'experienced' women by what they see this line is actually an old saying
GreyOwl Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 I like your style Nancy! You seem to get me (something to be afraid of, trust me!) I knew the title was "All my life"...just could not think of it! But the chorus of that song would need to be a lot longer to reflect the amount of times I have gone "onto the next one!!!"
Nancy Drew Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 I like your style Nancy! You seem to get me (something to be afraid of' date=' trust me!) I knew the title was "All my life"...just could not think of it! But the chorus of that song would need to be a lot longer to reflect the amount of times I have gone "onto the next one!!!"[/quote'] Going "onto the next one" is just a matter of time.. maybe I'm cynical, or perhaps just a realist probably explains why most of my friends are male
GreyOwl Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Good for you Nancy!!! I must admit, we as men got the grat end of the deal! You ladies lost out, coz we are all butt ugly!!GreyOwl2008-02-21 14:41:56
Tumbleweed Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Good for you Nancy!!! I must admit' date=' we as men got the grat end of the deal! You ladies lost out, coz we are all butt ugly!![/quote'] speak for yourself, dude, i'm quite cute
Satan Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Run nancy! Run away and never look backGreyowl you will never change! Grey is the only guy i know to arrive at a national champs on the other side of the country with one girlfriend, and leave with another! How did she get home bud? And i seem to remember you and Chunky raising hell at a nightclub over some poor young lady! Where is Craig Webb these days GO?
Tumbleweed Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 now, if old nick issues a warning like that, you gotta pay heed, nancy!
Satan Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 Heh he! Those 2 were naughty boys I tell you Holy man!If Owl had been born ugly, nobody would have heard of Robert Hunter!
Tumbleweed Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 satan, i take it you've got dibs on their souls? i will give them up gladly. i think those two are beyond salvation. will deploy extra guards at the pearly gates to keep them out!
Satan Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 I dont want their souls,They are naughty. Not sure of chunky anymore, but i would not turn my back on the owl when my lady is around! He is smoothThose 2 started a big fight in Joe cools one year! Owl convinced a drunk chunky that his girlfriend was getting it on with another guy. Chunky then started a fight over this girl whom he had never met! I could go on for hours
Tumbleweed Posted February 21, 2008 Posted February 21, 2008 okay, maybe we can lock them up in limbo for a coupla millennia (i know the catholics have finally decided that it doesn't exist, but i think we, despite being polar opposites, know different). go on for hours about those two? please do?
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