I wanna move to Australia!

[Johan Bornman]

Your profile says Gauteng and then you brag about the Flatstate... OOPs Freestate.

 

Ja, we moved up here after one of those cockroaches munched my sister's leg off one night and one of those spiders dragged Fido into a tree and cocooned him in a ball of insect Kevlar and slowly sucked him dry.

 

There's only so much you can take.

 

 

 

 

 

[JPW#]

I'll take a Freestate micrometer  (monkey wrench) and give those bugs a whipping! 

[Contaminated Haggis]

Got a mate who just moved to Oz a few months back. He got attacked by a magpie whilst out riding. Apparently the birds go for cyclists, nobody knows why though.

 

I thought it might have something to do with him being a damn Man U supporter, Newcastle dont seem to have a good track record on the football field at the moment. Anyway, its a theory, use it, dont use it!!