Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share BREAKING NEWS FROM VENTERSDORP! YOU GUYS HEARD WHAT HAPPENED THE DAY THE COURT CASE STARTED.......... THE COPS HAD TO SEPRATE THE WHITES FROM THE BLACKS DUE TO MOUNTING RASCIAL TENSIONS..... THE WHITES WERE SINGING 'DIE STEM'.... THE BLACKS WERE SINGING 'KILL DIE BOER'...... AND THE COLOUREDS WERE SINGING - 'MAKE THE CIRCLE BEEGA, SHOW DEM, SHOW DEM'!!! A lil lighthearted laugh to hopefully lift your spirits over what has transpired over the last week! Enjoy your weekend guys... stay safe!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dealz Posted April 9, 2010 Share According to Top Gear, the fastest car on the road now is a Taxi through Ventersdorp ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuilgoed Posted April 9, 2010 Share Actually I heard that the ANCYL now holds the land speed record - Bra Juliaaas broke it on a bicycle in the main street of Ventersdorp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share According to Top Gear' date=' the fastest car on the road now is a Taxi through Ventersdorp ![/quote'] rollonfloorlaughingmya$$off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share Jees.... imagine his face pushing hard on a bike!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuilgoed Posted April 9, 2010 Share Jees.... imagine his face pushing hard on a bike!!!! Are you saying Bra Juliaaas can't ride a bike!?! You must be a white agent bastard guy! If this was a press conference I'd ask you to leave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E1A104 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Can you get pineapple pizza in V-Dorp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuilgoed Posted April 9, 2010 Share Can you get pineapple pizza in V-Dorp? Only if you can catch Bra Juliaaas's delivery bike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E1A104 Posted April 9, 2010 Share and i bet you it is not one of those new-fangled-wooden bikes either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vuilgoed Posted April 9, 2010 Share It might be.... As long as its black and has space to fit a blue light somewhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyr249 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Which bike company did Bra Jules nationalize now to get his bike? And land grab the factory?Has Ventersdorp being nationalized yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share It might be.... As long as its black and has space to fit a blue light somewhere.... and has a basket in the front and a tissue box in the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share Which bike company did Bra Jules nationalize now to get his bike? And land grab the factory?Has Ventersdorp being nationalized yet? No... it's been revolutionised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyr249 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Which bike company did Bra Jules nationalize now to get his bike? And land grab the factory?Has Ventersdorp being nationalized yet?No... it's been revolutionised! "This is not a white town. This is a revolutionary town! Bastards!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranck Posted April 9, 2010 Share bastehrds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weight Weenie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Bra Jules is going to implement new laws where if you 'koop `n stukkie grond' with your bicikele, its then officially yours ! Also i think he must also be good at riding with one hand, with all that finger pointing and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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