Move over PowerBalance, here comes iRenew

[covie]

Yes, thats right. I just saw on TV a Glomail ad launching the latest in placebo balance health, the new iRenew!!!!!

 

Not only is it cheaper than the PowerBalance thanks to Glomails bulk purchaesing power and extended quality network of outoilets, soory I means outlets, but its also been clinical tested and proven.

 

They even tested it on Amercians, a nation far less biased or gulable than those Australians we constantly see in those Power Balance videos.

 

So if Glomail backs it, it must then surely be a better product. I'm going to go get myself one right now for the damn Christmas tree that keeps on falling over.

 

http://www.glomail.c...ucts_irenew.asp

 

Does it work with their snail snot?

[Christopher Brunsdon]

Does it work with their snail snot?

 

Yes it does! Speeds up the anti-ageing process so fast that you will turn your 99yr old great-gran into a super hot 19yr old overnight! Operators are standing by to pillage your credit card!

[covie]

Wow cool ill take 20 and 2kg of snail snot and throw in one of those abb thingies that also seems to make peoples pec's and biceps get to body building standard.

[Christopher Brunsdon]

I'll pm you the contact detail of the local Glomail Nigerian.