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small h

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  1. gotta love a QS! my case was also a QS incident........ makes you wonder
  2. I had a person email me once, asking to re-PDF the A1 drawings to A3 so they can print it at their office..... I cc'd in his boss explaining how the shrink-to-fit function works I guess he got it right, because he didn't ask for the A3's again!
  3. I'm not good at sharing......
  4. tsk tsk what am I going to do with you?
  5. Funny people on the Hub these days...... This is from the wife's perspective: 1. It's a b!tch to apply sunscreen to the man's hairy legs - it just doesn't spread 2. It defines the muscles and makes the legs look yummy as the fuzz hides all of that 3. So much nicer feeling under the sheets other than thinking it's a spider crawling on your leg.......
  6. Here's a holiday project for the guys
  7. I'm sure I saw a few of these out at Die Burger yesterday (esp some from the late starting groups)
  8. not quite applicable to me - but at least we got the private use of internet after I was around for quite a while........
  9. SOMETHING TO OFFEND BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, ALL CLASSES AND MANY RACES What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 20 kgs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18.. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 'Are you sure it's mine?' Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo? An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time..' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...' Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
  10. That's what you get for wanting Narnia on your body: http://t.co/XSPIFIuC
  11. some claim it was a collaboration between a conservatory and engineers others claim it is an animation I don't really care what it is - either way it was well done! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmV5ntogBUI
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