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IF you Have any, CHUCK them on here so people can se what's it like,maybe we can get even more people there next month ! ! #spellingmistakes

Of you Have any, chum them on here so people can se what's it like,maybe we can get even more people there next month

Will be at Dunkeld aswel with "mad bout mtb"! it shouldve started there from the beginning then we met up with the novices in braamfontein ?

Okay so WHO am I Seeing there among You chaps and what you Gona wear???

Sorry for the doubles, guys ! This super-crap-anal-poor-ass-Berry is giving some problems

Hahaha funny okes here Ey ! Firstly- I've never ridden a bmx and probably never will...its too small and I'm too tall ! Secondly- I should start training for the beer aswel....start with a sixpack everyday in the weekend?(Long weekend coming up bitches:D !) Then maybe a few more in the weekends after that !!! Aaaah Training will be fun...

Hahaha funny okes here Ey ! Firstly- I've never ridden a bmx and probably never will...its too small and I'm too tall ! Secondly- I should start training for the beer aswel....start with a sixpack everyday in the weekend?(Long weekend coming up bitches:D !) Then maybe a few more in the weekends after that !!! Aaaah Training will be fun...

Have they ever had someone dress up like a Total dickface ?? I might go as one of our political leaders !!

Been riding singlespeed for veeeeeeeeery long and its always been my preferred drivetrain option !

"Beer Short cut" ???

Okay so I clearly had the wrong ideai about the SSWC !!! But now that I know what its really like, I wanna do it even more !!! Does anyone know where I can get a Borat suit and a fat fake Snor ???

Maybe I can have make for me the BORAT suit with Padding for naughty place ? (Said in Borat voice and accent)

Any creative ideas for oufits ???

And atleast if I don't do as well as I'd expected,Ill know what to do differently next time ! But thanx guys

And atleast if I don't do as well as I'd expected,Ill know what to do differently next time ! But thanx guys

Already have 2

So...The SS worldcup is gonna be in September and I heard its a big bunch of fun exciting ! As I ride a SS I thought to myself I should go check it out and give it a go ! I don't wanna come off(no ejaculation jokes, James) as overconfident ,But I'm 18 now and not a bad XC rider...If I continue some intense training and start using some proper cycling supplements, Would I stand a chance against some of the Other okes there ???

Hahah SadamHussein makes the funniest comments ! I now understand what weekend warrior means ! Thanx for the comments !

Amped out of scull !!! Thanx Patchness for the bike

Joh that's a HOT bike ! How much would such a setup cost ??? If I had to build one up myself ?

Sup Hubbers, in my quest to obtaining full knowledge of cycling terms and facts, I need your help ! I've heard people calling themselves weekend warriors, and I just wanna know exactly what it is and if you think you are one ??? Does it involve a certain kind of bike or riding ??? If you feel like showing your weekend-warrior-machine of choice, Just do it ! Thanx Hubbers !!!

What is this r-u-g-b-y you speak of ? You speak in tongues which I do not understand and it ever-so-slightly baffles my mind !

So Today I set off on my usual ride to Emerentia and felt my rear brake was useless and the Lever pulled through to the grip. So I popped in at Linden-Cycles to get an opinion on what I should do. Not only did one of the staff assist me quickly, But he offered to check the bike out and take it to the back. As I didn't plan on stopping there I didn't take any money. But before I knew it he had filled it up with brake fluid and cleaned my pads and disc, and all of this free of charge due to my shortage of cash! I continued riding afterwards feeling very confident that my brake was fixed. So thanx Stefan @ Linden-Cycles ! Will surely pop in again at Linden-Cycles to Pay for the service ! Very impressed and pleased to say that I will be supporting them in the future

I LOVE my ss, its just such an assuring ride, knowing I don't have to worry about deraileurs and gears hopping etc.And having only one gear means you have to pedal faste to get up hills,but it makes a stronger rider !

The other day at school me and my mate were discussing how we had and could get red and blue nipples ! Haters were Hatin' !