lost helmet and glasses at northern farm

[erindanni]

please could anyone let me know if they found a helmet and sunglasses

at northern farm this morning at 9.30am in the parking lot

[DJR]

Sunglasses! It's the bloody sunglasses that are the trouble makers. They've learnt their escape artist business from the damn socks. Now they've gone and influenced the helmets as well to start disappearing. Where will it end?

[DJR]

Sorry, I meant to say that I hope some bounty hunter track them down and return them to you.