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Hump the Rhino (VG 22 Sept) Battle Plan...


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It's not the size of the heart, it's the focus of the Lion!

 

The strength of the storm is only determined by the crack of the.... umm... wind!

 

For a ridiculous humble fee, I will guarantee that you finish the Ultra 50km in the last 3rd of the riders.

 

The training is based on advanced pre-race techniques which have worked for me time and time again - (ask Mike Bike).

This 4 day program does not require any duels or levi jean pant, only the rite tool for the job!

 

 

Just remember, the bark is only as big as the dogs bite ;)

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It's not the size of the heart, it's the focus of the Lion!

 

The strength of the storm is only determined by the crack of the.... umm... wind!

 

For a ridiculous humble fee, I will guarantee that you finish the Ultra 50km in the last 3rd of the riders.

 

The training is based on advanced pre-race techniques which have worked for me time and time again - (ask Mike Bike).

This 4 day program does not require any duels or levi jean pant, only the rite tool for the job!

 

 

Just remember, the bark is only as big as the dogs bite ;)

 

is this a challenge? :eek:

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Seems legit. Where can I sign up?

You are in luck my friend!

 

The Smolster is in PE for the whole week (whats up with the farken gale force wind????)

 

We can do a fair exchange at the local "watering hole" (just make sure you dont make a typo when reporting back :eek: )

 

EDIT: My smiley face looked too happy

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If the focus is on a goal, the mind will harmonise with the goal and become one! (i.e. bump for more exposure)

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You are in luck my friend!

 

The Smolster is in PE for the whole week (whats up with the farken gale force wind????)

 

We can do a fair exchange at the local "watering hole" (just make sure you dont make a typo when reporting back :eek: )

 

EDIT: My smiley face looked too happy

 

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I'm about 180km north of PE. Was there over the weekend. You are not heading in this direction after your week in PE?

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I'm about 180km north of PE. Was there over the weekend. You are not heading in this direction after your week in PE?

Yes I am, but unfortunately I will be at about 10,000 feet.

Will be back next week again!

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Yes I am, but unfortunately I will be at about 10,000 feet.

Will be back next week again!

 

I knew it was too good to be true. I challenge you to a duel for last place on my local single track! :devil:

You should just give me enough time to organise a mtb, because if I have to run you might beat me to last place.

I should be ready August 2013.

 

EDIT: typo

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I knew it was too good to be true. I challenge you to a duel for last place on my local single track! :devil:

You should just give me enough time to organise a mtb, because if I have to run you might beat to last place.

I should be ready August 2013.

I was aiming for September, as I need the synergy between my genetics, mitochondria,and the universe to align.

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On a serious note, will you be attending the Rhino Race at VG?

 

Unfortunately not. I wanted to and suggested it to the appointment manager a few weeks ago. She informed me of the reason we can't do it which escapes me at the moment.

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Bahahahahahahaha! Well done! You forgot to pretend to know everything and challenge someone to a dance off. I mean ride

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