Cycling and hemorrhoids?

[Gasping]

this is an old emo phillips joke:

i was sitting in the doctor's room the other day' date=' and this guy asked me why i was there. i said: "i have the worst case of haemorroids in the world." he asked: "is that why you're sitting on that bean bag?" i said: "look again?"

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Bugger!

[messenger]

this is an old emo phillips joke:

i was sitting in the doctor's room the other day' date=' and this guy asked me why i was there. i said: "i have the worst case of haemorroids in the world." he asked: "is that why you're sitting on that bean bag?" i said: "look again?"

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noooooooooooooo!

[Dirtbreath]

Had surgery late last year for these buggers, side effect of the chemo I was on. This op was sooooooooo eina! Worse than 6 months of those hectic cocktails.

[Tumbleweed]

Had surgery late last year for these buggers' date=' side effect of the chemo I was on. This op was sooooooooo eina! Worse than 6 months of those hectic cocktails.

 

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my mate, eugene, had us in stitches (pardon the pun) when he described - in gruesome detail - his op. by the end, the hysterics gave way to nervous giggles

 

 

 

am a little concerned that the word bugger was used at least twice on this thread.holy roller2010-01-15 20:25:51

[Dirtbreath]

So what's the true ancient definition of bugger? If it's nasty, it's spot on. 

[Tumbleweed]

go to google and type in: define:bugger.

 

 

 

just keep your back to the wall. that's all i'm saying.

[Dirtbreath]

How accurate. Pretty much what these things do to you.

[psyonide]

this is just sick!!!

[Gasping]

go to google and type in: define:bugger.

just keep your back to the wall. that's all i'm saying.

 

I hereby retract my "bugger" and raise it to "sod it"

[Tumbleweed]

go to google and type in: define:bugger.

just keep your back to the wall. that's all i'm saying.

 

I hereby retract my "bugger" and raise it to "sod it"

 

then you may not want to read this?

Sod in British English is a mildly offensive, pejorative term for a person, derived from sodomite...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sod_(vulgarity)

[Gasping]

Thank you H!Xly.

 

Nice to see my sense of humour has not gone unnoticed.