New Rules of the Road

[ChrisH]

Danny the cat must be American because in countries where you drive on the left hand side it is....Look right, look left, look right again.

 

 

 

This is so that you look twice in the direction that the closest cars to you will be coming from.

[Mutt]

how about going into oncoming traffic to get to a small sliproad (the one in randburg next to jan smuts towards craighall)

 

sitting in the turning lane and just before the light goes green gun it straight

 

or going up to a right turn then turning left to avoid the q in the slipway (the one on HF Verwoed rd near St Stithians and Nestle)

 

How about just chucking your kfc packet, coke can and any other trash you have out the window?

 

how about the stopping across intersections to offload passengers?

 

hey wait - better idea.... do as you please - everyone else does - seems 2 wrongs do make a right, or was that 3 left turns make a right?

[Stretch]

Danny the cat must be American because in countries where you drive on the left hand side it is....Look right' date=' look left, look right again.

 

 

 

This is so that you look twice in the direction that the closest cars to you will be coming from.[/quote']

 

oops

[Guest Big H]

I did not receive the memos. Can someone please forward it to me. You know the one where they say you now stand in the pedestrian lines and the one where they say you start driving before the the light is green. Oh' date=' and the one where it states that I need to put a flower on my bee sting aerial.[/quote']

 

Froggy, you drive a new-age Beetle?

 

He is not a frog...... in fact his name is misspelled. The correct spelling is:-

 

mampar?ra, (-s), stupid person; worthless ore.

 

........ the correct spelling refers to you!!!!!!!!

[Guest Big H]

my pet hate: idiots on talking on cellphones' date=' while driving. I missed the part where that is not illegal anymore.

ESP when they remain hogging the right lane on a freeway at now 70km/h in a 120km/h zone![/quote']

 

That is why I have a driver...... I can now make and receive cellphone calls legally!!!!!!!