Just a quick joke

[kempo]

Prof: Ek aanvaar net siekte en dood as verskoning om die toets te mis!

 

Windgat: Wat van seksuele uitputting?

 

Prof: Dan skryf jy maar met jo linkerhand!

[shaunh]

Yep, sounds like a real PalmPilot!!!

[shaunh]

Dear Sir/Madam

 

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible.

 

However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately.

 

I hope that yours will come out shortly. You can hold thumbs that this will happen!

 

Sincerely Yours,

Sipho

 

PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the bitter tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws

[Nomad]

What do you call an afghan virgin

 

Mever bin laid on

[kempo]

What do you call an indian on 8 carpets?

 

AGHMAT

[shaunh]

What do you call an Indian with R500 in his back pocket?

 

 

Haffagee.

[Nomad]

Hear what the indians call 50/50 on SABC? 49.99/49.99!

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

[kempo]

Whats the fastest mammal in africa?

 

An ethiopian with a mcdonals voucher!

[shaunh]

Eish!!!

[Wannabe]

Man takes his wife to Docter. After checking her over, Dr. takes man to one side and said to him. "Dunno how to tell you this, but this is a very ugly thing we have here" Man replies "I know, but she is so good with the Kids!!"

[shaunh]

[Wannabe]

Wat kry jy as jy 'n Vrou, 'n Vlinder , 'n Koei en 'n Miskruier kruis?

'n Oulike dingetjie met tieties wat die heeldag loop en k@k soek!!

Wannabe2007-06-22 07:34:23