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Prof: Ek aanvaar net siekte en dood as verskoning om die toets te mis!


Windgat: Wat van seksuele uitputting?


Prof: Dan skryf jy maar met jo linkerhand!
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Dear Sir/Madam


I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible.


However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately.


I hope that yours will come out shortly. You can hold thumbs that this will happen!


Sincerely Yours,



PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the bitter tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws

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Hear what the indians call 50/50 on SABC? 49.99/49.99!

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

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Man takes his wife to Docter. After checking her over, Dr. takes man to one side and said to him. "Dunno how to tell you this, but this is a very ugly thing we have here" Man replies "I know, but she is so good with the Kids!!"

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Wat kry jy as jy 'n Vrou, 'n Vlinder , 'n Koei en 'n Miskruier kruis?

'n Oulike dingetjie met tieties wat die heeldag loop en k@k soek!!
Wannabe2007-06-22 07:34:23
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