kempo Posted June 22, 2007 Share Prof: Ek aanvaar net siekte en dood as verskoning om die toets te mis! Windgat: Wat van seksuele uitputting? Prof: Dan skryf jy maar met jo linkerhand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunh Posted June 22, 2007 Share Yep, sounds like a real PalmPilot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunh Posted June 22, 2007 Share Dear Sir/Madam I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 1 May in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible. However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly. You can hold thumbs that this will happen! Sincerely Yours, Sipho PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the bitter tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted June 22, 2007 Share What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempo Posted June 22, 2007 Share What do you call an indian on 8 carpets? AGHMAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunh Posted June 22, 2007 Share What do you call an Indian with R500 in his back pocket? Haffagee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted June 22, 2007 Share Hear what the indians call 50/50 on SABC? 49.99/49.99!Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kempo Posted June 22, 2007 Share Whats the fastest mammal in africa? An ethiopian with a mcdonals voucher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaunh Posted June 22, 2007 Share Eish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabe Posted June 22, 2007 Share Man takes his wife to Docter. After checking her over, Dr. takes man to one side and said to him. "Dunno how to tell you this, but this is a very ugly thing we have here" Man replies "I know, but she is so good with the Kids!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabe Posted June 22, 2007 Share Wat kry jy as jy 'n Vrou, 'n Vlinder , 'n Koei en 'n Miskruier kruis? 'n Oulike dingetjie met tieties wat die heeldag loop en k@k soek!!Wannabe2007-06-22 07:34:23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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