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Congrats Mampara! First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the teething ring, then the suffering... and then maybe the chain ring...

 

Engagement ring - cost me a new groupset

Wedding - costing me a new FS frame

Honeymoon without a bike - costing me my soul

That is as much as I can sacrifice.

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You should also be aware of the three stages of sex.

Stage 1 in the first few years any style goes, missionary, cowboy........you name it.

Stage 2 becomes missionary only and normally it's gone before you blink.

Stage 3 is Wolf Style, that is when you sit in the corner and howl.

 

Congrats on getting married ;)

Edited by Dangle

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