Food to Fat

[Bennie Dikwiel]

Here is a question for the nutrition fundis. How long does an average person have to use the food just taken as fuel before it is converted and stored as fat?

[Tjokkits]

also how quick does fat build up and burn, like if i eat 2000ckal too much today, when will the fat increase show, and vica versa

[Joe Low]

Not sure, but whilst we wait for a fundi, I can tell you that:

 

Food you eat standing up only has 50% of the normal calories, as does;

Stuff you didnt order in a restaurant that shows up on your plate; and

Food you eat off other people's plates, 75% less calories if its your kids' leftovers.

Food you eat in the dark has no calories, the cinema counts as dark.

[eitan]

Not sure, but whilst we wait for a fundi, I can tell you that:

 

Food you eat standing up only has 50% of the normal calories, as does;

Stuff you didnt order in a restaurant that shows up on your plate; and

Food you eat off other people's plates, 75% less calories if its your kids' leftovers.

Food you eat in the dark has no calories, the cinema counts as dark.

And what you eat on the bike stays on the bike...