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A vacuum cannot cause anything becuase it is a state. An echo cannot be heard in a vacuum becuase sound waves need a medium through which to travel. So your question is kind of lame, could you please rephrase? You'll have to be quick I'm almost done here!

Hey lefty, Perhaps the road is not wide enough for you or maybe your just overweight? Perhaps you also suffer from parental upbringing issues. GFY!

Hey Tubed, I would ask you to get a life, but it is probably more appropriate to ask you to bet a brain. Or maybe to change your saddle as you brain seems to have been numbed by it. Maybe your brain id tubed since this your name. Did you perhaps have issues with your father or maybe you were abused as a child? Yeh Yeh what a waste of a body after all what is a body without a brain or a poor one at that.

Got one of those things. With Winter coming some R and R in the hills will be most welcome!

Yeh! Maybe I need a pump and a change of attitude? Perhaps take up hang gliding, pretty sure I'll avoid collisions up there!

I was coming out of Simons Town in the C group and on the short climb out two riders came up extremely close on either side. My handle bars got locked into the rider on my left and next thing I was down with one other. Needless to say I lost the group and rode the rest of the race on my own. Coming down Ocean View I was overtaken by the lead group from D. This also happenned to be a very close shave with the riders overtaking me and cutting me off as they came past. One limy telling me keep my elbows in when the entire road was open (both lanes for him to get past). Now maybe I was a bit nervous after the first fall or maybe I'm just to old for this ****!

Daardie gin sal maar moet doen! My maggies? Haai engelkies!?

Bliksim! Se my Ewep, is daar nie a drupplekie brannewyn oor?

Good thing my brakes work, else it would have been tickets for the four of us. I think an email to the head of the refuse collection department will also be in order with a link perhaps to this site. After collecting the refuse they just leave bins partially in the road and with the wind blowing these bins become mobile. Also I saw the refuse trucks collecting refuse at about 4:30 to 5:00 pm on a Friday; the result was a huge traffic snarl up as we waited at each stop for refise to get collected. I mean have they got rocks in their brains? Really!

The Cape Town traffic department should get a copy of this. So should the SA traffic department!! Then they should upgrade their traffic systems so that main routes have syncronised tarffic lights. Next they should be able to switch the traffic lights to flashing amber in low traffic conditions, motororists (and cyclists and pedestrians) can proceed with cuation and then cross without having to stop. After all there is gadgetry out there with touch screens that can call up your great great great great great-grandmother from before Marie Antoinette; so why can't they upgrade our traffic system to something a bit more useable if not sensible!

Ek weet nie! Die yster voel nog of nogal taamlik hard.

Een van hulle was in die verkerde plek!??

Does anybody use a dog fang? Is it necessary or just an extra precaution against dropping the chain?

jees Fanie riviting stuff! Ek se!