Sammajoor

I had DIBS on that bump.

Asking something like that, could qualify you as TJOP..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Well she has already removed her teefs...

Ja die "wors" boom... :clap:

Stop "dick "ing around BOB...

Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500! "E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow! 'The next day: 'Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.' 'Hauw.. So, ok then.. Just give me my money back. "Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money.. "Eish! So, ok then... Just bring me the dead cow.' So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning. A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow? 'You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead.. "Yoh! And the people didn't complain? "Eish! Only the guy who won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!' Sipho is now in parliament...

Good advertising..

WOW..

Bruno Mars Cat..

OUCH...

looking...

Meanwhile..

We're safe...

Pls..

The problem is that most of the free loaders do not start in the chutes, but wait for the bikes to come past, where they are hidden in the veld. Then they attack like crazy and create chaos. Sometimes even riding for another friend who HAS paid an entry and now just ride along to either pace their mate, or ride negatively so that you cannot get past them.

Stop me if...

Bakkies asked John what this meant.....

And another..

Booze...

PING TNT...

DO NOT POINT.......

YES PLEASE>>>

Here is another one..

Farts??

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