There was one smart vegan biologist who managed to successfully merge a cockroach and a blood sucker. Being a successful human, he named it after himself by also merging the names. Being a vegan, and short on B12, and therefore reason impaired, he didn't realise that 'blood roach' would have been a better option. Luckily, he was from that small subset of vegans that other vegans also choose to ignore.
