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  1. Thor Buttox
    Politics! Religion! Nazis! Sadly, I have to agree... Pogacar is just far too strong. So now I only have the potential of Matt Keenan to say 'and that is the Chateau de la Grosse Bite' and think 'my, that turret is amazing' because I don't speak French. ????????
  2. Thor Buttox
    Yup, I'm in the same boat now that I battle to watch live cycling with the time delay, it was mostly on the other threads that I found my home. I am a relic from a time before the light.
  3. Thor Buttox
    Everyone always says professional cyclists are thoroughbreds. Turns out thoroughbreds are cyclists. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2021/05/09/sports/horse-racing/bob-baffert-kentucky-derby-medina-spirit-drug-test.amp.html Seems all their vices are versa.
  4. Thor Buttox
    Which pro from Luxembourg is called the Tractor? I remember a Panzerwagen but he was German. (And I am only asking because motor pacing is immediate firing squad in my book... ????????????)
  5. Thor Buttox
    Then your arm will need to be strong.
  6. Thor Buttox
    For 80%, you need a 'must try harder'. For that, call Dr Lance.
  7. Thor Buttox
    Sad fact that living in a very flat part of the world my 12000km had only 10km of climbing... ???????????? I gotsta find me some hills.
  8. Thor Buttox
    Even more irony... If he reads this, he has someone to blame.
  9. Thor Buttox
    I think this guy is awesome. He tries something new every day. He doesn't mind failing, and practices at it until he succeeds at failing spectacularly. That is what happens when you really dedicate yourself to something and practice hard. It's the upside down world of vegan sausage and you guys will just never understand!
  10. Thor Buttox
    That's not cuzzin Bollox, that's my gran, Ouma Akin
  11. Thor Buttox
    I want to state quite plainly that at no point has my cuzzin ever gone by the moniker "Die Muishond'!! Sies, meneer. The only time he has ever used that phrase was when he was clubbing a baby weasel to death with his sand wedge, and he couldn't think of the English name.
  12. Thor Buttox
    You are confusing me with my cousin, Thor Bollox. But he doesn't cycle, and his nickname is Blue.
  13. Thor Buttox
    Thank you, kind sir, but I know not of an 'in tractor Bill'. I am only aware of an extinct dinosaur called an intractordon, also known mostly for eschewing masks.
  14. Thor Buttox
    Did he do it on kale, bananas and tofu? Or on a bicycle? Cos sometimes distractions affect performance.
  15. Thor Buttox
    I did a serious 36min KOM a few weeks ago. Have been training hard so I was really chuffed about it. A local 18 year old National cyclist went out 50mins after I did and annihilated it by 2mins cos he was, quote, 'Triggered'. Think that must be a record for a non-group ride situation!
  16. Thor Buttox
    Uphill is hard work. Downhill is just like dunkin' dou... Oops. I see what you mean.
  17. Thor Buttox
    Noone remembers the best one-off South African album by Odyssey from the late 80:s early 90's? Look up 'Ozone' or 'Macbeth' if you can find it on the Web. Awesome songs https://youtu.be/c1cDZfDXXzc Ozone starts at 19:00 with an acoustic thing. Give this a listen if you never have before.
  18. Thor Buttox
    On the team they call him 'Gianni the Man'. Apparently, it's a sign of respect but in that detached, ironic Italian way.
  19. Thor Buttox
    There was one smart vegan biologist who managed to successfully merge a cockroach and a blood sucker. Being a successful human, he named it after himself by also merging the names. Being a vegan, and short on B12, and therefore reason impaired, he didn't realise that 'blood roach' would have been a better option. Luckily, he was from that small subset of vegans that other vegans also choose to ignore.
  20. Thor Buttox
    Trolls eat meat and are proud of it. #justsaying #whoisthatonmybridge
  21. Thor Buttox
    Sounds like I must give in and get some road shoes!
  22. Thor Buttox
    Mate, has your diet lowered your blood, sugar? I haven't seen vim and vigor like this since you commented that my calves were like the pistons of the Titanic, being inevitably disastrous and causing a sinking sensation. Just because some boys have an aversion to lycra they shouldn't make you so frustrated... Breathe, brother Mamil!
  23. Thor Buttox
    Eggplants will never represent a decent sausage. Lord, I haven't had a proper sausage for so long. Make of that what you will.
  24. Thor Buttox
    You're getting more excited about veggies than you need to disclose in public. *trollalert* People drink and then smoke and pretend it tastes good. You sure you didn't just have the reverse happen? *trollalertoff*
  25. Thor Buttox
    Let's say I killed a prostitute, and buried her in my basement next to the dead puppies under a slab of cement which I purchased ahead of time to cover my tracks. Lance actually asked a dude to bike around Europe carrying **** so he could dope on mountain tops and do blood doping which is clearly illegal, and then terrified everything ne around him into not saying a word. In the world of cycling, I would go down for not having a construction permit, and Lance was just 'ahead of the rules'.
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