You have to be careful, though. Irony has been known to also cause cramps among those who have 'awoken', as the kids say... To the point of massive erections, though, it is necessary to also address the 'You can't beat the meat!' crowd, because there are definite health advantages to reducing your intake. You must teach kids to protect themselves, both from the excessive meat intake itself and from the irony deficiency than can arise from too little.
