With footballers bonking porn stars being in the news, this may or may not be of interest. Bonny Blue, who recently reputedly banged 1 057 men in 24 hours, is pregnant.
The whole of the city of Bradford is currently queuing to submit DNA samples.
It turns out that Merino was most surprised to hear shortly before the match that he'd be subbed on as a centre forward. A leaping header from 7 yards and a deadly half volley, lovely goals.
A Man U fan posted this
After that loss in Newcastle IceCreamMan posted that hilarious video of "Mikel Arteta" going "...we got battered like Lily Phillips...", also like in more recent times. A bit of birds of a feather getting battered together?
The match I'm most looking forward to is on Sunday when Man U visit and, FWIW, I hope to see Spurs get a leg over.
3.5 minutes into it two Everton players clashed hard and were incapacitated for well over 3 minutes.
Loads of scousers posting ape gifs and memes and comments on Doucoure's SM, some threatening him from going in to town.
Audiovisual retailers getting an unexpected boost in Liverpool this week. Lots of Liverpool fans confessing to one another that they wrecked their TVs and some wives are off to their mums for a bit.
Dearie me, Liverpool fans from all corners doing a collective misplacing of marbles routine. Lifespans have been shortened. They're even worse than me and my fellow gooners. 😂
(nah, I never lose my rag)
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Whatsabet his mum kicks him out, or confiscates his greenscreen.
Makes that 98th minute equaliser so much sweeter, I'm sure. What a match, entertainment +++. Excellent workup, Mr Moyes.
PS. Even listening to "uhhh" Weeyo Ferdinand on TNT did not take the shine off that Goodison Park finale.
Younger friends, and my teen nieces, think I'm ragging them when I mention the rand being 0.6679 to the dollar in 1974, about a dollar and a half to the rand. "Call me Oom."
"I will never forget it. That was a childhood dream come true, and it ended in the most absurd fashion and I never got over it."
"I still dream about it. If I could erase a moment from my career, it would be that one. I had a thousand opportunities to miss a penalty in my career, that was the one I really couldn’t miss."
"What is sometimes forgotten is that even if I had scored, Brazil could still have won with the last penalty because before me Baresi and Massaro had both missed."
"I failed that time. Period. And it affected me for years."
I'll not forget his extraordinary skills, or his class.
"I find it unpleasant to judge players on the pitch, that's why I don't do any TV punditry work. I see colleagues who couldn't complete 3 dribbles condemn players on air." - Roberto Baggio, 2 days ago
Who could that be?
