Three Roadies and three MTBers are traveling by train to the Cycling expo. At the station, the three Roadies each buy a ticket and watch as the three MTBers buy just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the Roadies. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the MTBers. They all board the train. The three Roadies take their respective seats but all three MTBers cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Roadies see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the expo, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three MTBers don't buy any ticket at all!! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed Roadie. 'Watch and learn,' answer the MTBers. When they board the train, the three Roadies cram themselves into a toilet, and the three MTBers cram into a toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the MTBers leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Roadies are hiding. He knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket please.' *screw the coat, I'm gone..........* Sikes2008-11-04 06:51:13
