Joe_Cogs

Pink Floyd - wish you were here.... Rolling Stones - Wild horses Gets me every time!

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I quite enjoy my g-strings in a knot.

Maybe he means spanking...

I've never removed a tonsil. Thankfully I've never had any major issues. But I heard it hurts like hell and you have to eat ice-cream for like a week!!

Haha... or she could just be a butch lesbian. But there are distinct "curves"... Oh the mystery! I don't recall you being this bitter last year. New years resolution perhaps? Something happen? Want to talk about it? Perhaps a hug?

I think I spot a pair of knockers. It could just be an asexual person

Yak faces are allowed.

Thanks for ruining my intro

I was referring to the poster. How to make friends and alienate people. New year, new beginnings. And it's Monday. I can forgive people for not getting it.

Lose the I-phone and get a blackberry It'll be a lot easier

There are no dumb questions on here. Only incorrect questions. From first hand experience (har har), it doesn't effect the airways at all. Just swells the face up. You may drown from tears, but that's about it.

Dunno hey... couldn't see the can properly. Perhaps that was due to my eyes melting.