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What's that word I'm looking for? Diddums, poor baby.

Sour grapes with their earl Grey tea?

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Right. My wound is more delicate, I'm on steel wool and detol.

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Vodka is a better disinfectant. Oh, you mean for drinking.

Detol and wire brush.

Yeah, but you've seen the pics, I aint sucking thumb that looks like that...

I did indeed. No need to go overboard though.

What a Champion!

Oh, there's an auction of some fancy stuff at the Michelangelo in Sandton on today.

First thing I learnt. No half wheeling....

Then leverage. I have a 2 meter tube that I use.

Nah, doesn't matter. What she says is perfect. I like a girls brains as well as her body. What I mean is I love the thought of the romantic idea of stopping time to be with me, expressed in sound mechanical ideas. The best of both worlds.

I want a girl like that.

Simply Gorges. That's an epic name for Gorge's greengrocer. Bet he has fantastic specials on cabbage and potatoes...

tell you one thing. If I ever have another daughter, I'm calling her Cadence. If I have one after that, I'm calling her Flicker. Alternatively, if any girl hubbers have these names, send me you vitals and a pic.

But you're mostly dutchman, aren't you?