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Oi, PTA peeps, keep a look out for this guy: http://www.witness.co.za/portal/witness_db1/UserFiles/SysDocs/bb_content/80000/75128/hondeslag01_image_lowres.jpg Please tell us if you see him. Here's a better pic: http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/1753/4950a3c273df4049bb0277f3703cdfb3.jpg

Big, like the schleck family nose.

Now, why would you want to block me anyway?

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Mid race base jump?

Just out of interest, if you go here: http://live.cyclingnews.com/ And look at the infographic at the top of the page, what the hell happens to the road at 130kms-ish?

At the top right of the screen, click the wee arrow next to your user name, see where it says "manage ignore prefs"? I'd start there...

I blame the tour organisers for making so many pissingly stupid downhill finishes, and not enough mountain top finishes.

Once again, they aren't doping during the tour. The substances found, like with contador, are things the riders used earlier in the season, and when the transfuse the blood back in, usually on or around the rest days, the stuff shows up. Usually in such small traces, that it isn't detected. As with contador's 400times lower than is usually tested for amount.

How sad. They finally made a Colnago that looks just like a Scott.

Yeah, that's the effect I'm after. I saw a dream bike for my garage the other day. Aprillia 250 two stroke. You know, just for fun.

Nice. Get a fancy enough lawyer to tell them that you did indeed ingest CERA, but it was for medical reasons, and not intended for sports performance. That was just a happy side effect.

Oh, hell yes! I'd let that new moist oke touch me for a ride on one of those.

Amen, brother. Let the doctors back in to make sure no one dies, and we're all happy as pigs in poop, or is that as happy as ostriches in the sand?

fark steaks. You hang out with the wrong people.

Need Brailsford's phone number?

Same reason everyone else is?

Bedfordview raceday on Saturday mornings would be the best on the East. Of course, they wont listen to your marshals.

I prefer regular porn.

Reading Brailsford's comments, he has to deliver a Sky win in Paris. The name is the Sky shirt is not the issue. The team is rightfully riding for Wiggins at the moment, but if he falters, I do believe Froome will be let loose.

Amen. Everything since Lance has been as tedious as reading the business section of the Sunday Times. Except for that Tour Contador won when everyone (including Lance) in his own team was against him...

No way. He was in Mexico at the time. Or was he?

I would kill to see that kind of attitude in Froome.

Yeah, he's a dead ringer for the chicken man in more ways than one...

Go read up on the Hinault/Lemond Wars...