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Gonna need more than a willy warmer and nipple caps for this ride.

I've seen something similar, except it went on a different part of the anatomy. And they would have been hopeless on a princess...

F*kkit!

Ping Iron and co: Helmut-lessness alert!

Again, contact Paul at the shop, he has a weekly night ride open to all comers, and probably rides most nights anyway.

Contact Paul at Procycles He'll know. PM weedymod for a number.

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Oh, if any hot nurse would like to volunteer to assist me, I am struggling to shave (legs and face) properly with my malfunctioning right hand...

You been reading the USN thread, haven't you?

Guys, help the OP or go comment on some other thread.

Fair enough. To wit, I have put more than one rider into the dirt for shouting and swearing at me for not contributing to the pace making in said average joe races. To each their own.

Whilst googling exactly that, I happened upon a blog that had this nugget: Back in the late 90′s, gauzy overly airbrushed porn was the norm. Staying up late cruising the internet with a pathetic dial-up modem I kept searching for porn featuring the type of girls that I was into. Girls with tattoos and piercings. Enter, Raver Porn. It marked the birth of “alt-porn”, that is all to common these days. For some reason they changed their name to EroticBPM and are still hanging in there despite names like Suicide Girls and Burning Angel taking most of the market share.

Your best is to buy direct from the website.

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Pardon me. From the OP's question, I inferred that he is not racing Elite/U23, in which case, every race ride he does is a fun ride. Get over yourselves and enjoy the ride, sillies.

You okes is funny.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

What? In a piss ass fun ride? Are you insane?

Ah, remember the days of porn via a 28k dial-up...

What's that got to do with the price of silkworms?

Would have been so good to see her at the Olympics RR

I like: "By our count, of the 21 podium finishers at the Tour de France during the period from 1999-2005, only a single rider other than Mr. Armstrong was not implicated in doping by a subsequent investigation," said Bock. "Yet, only a single one of these riders had a positive test with the UCI."

So? EPO and autologous transfusion is still cheaper....

WADA is currently funding a number of research projects on the effects of sildenafil at various altitudes. These projects are ongoing

I love this guy.