Gasping

Snot funny!!!!! Pick on something your own size

Tandems? Double anything.

only those on metal bikes. The rest get girly drinks like Brutally Fruit or something. now what drink does someone on a single speed or fixie get? Absinthe? Never to artie fartie' date=' and tastes like drain cleaner. [/quote'] I thought that you guys were tough? I meant it rather in the way that you okes are already "mal", so what the hey?

only those on metal bikes. The rest get girly drinks like Brutally Fruit or something. now what drink does someone on a single speed or fixie get? Absinthe?

only those on metal bikes. The rest get girly drinks like Brutally Fruit or something.

Careful - you going to be real busy!

Thinly disguised in this diatribe of wisdom, I see that Mark has requested Moab to replenish the bottles in Mark's possession with something other than water. Don't chase them away just yet - Moab, how do I get in on this? Please?

I have 320's and I have not had any problems with them yet. I think they are about 3 years old already (I got them in Arpil). Looks like I got a special pair then?

Damn .... Sure is purdy.

At least you were not shot at as they seem to do in KZN.

Seems as though we have two sets of rules out there - one for us and none for our esteemed boys & girls in blue. I have respect for some of our "officials", but mostly they live by their version of the rules and irritate the constipation out of me. Glad to hear it was almost - well missed.

and you are a wanker .... relax it was a joke. Thank you for your joke. Here is another one - why would you choose a user name for the Hub that implies flatulence?

Looks like I cannot even type in a group.................

BRILLIANT! I drive one, so I know you are right! I used to indicate when I first got the car. I then received an email from my local garage telling me to stop - people are not sure what to do when a BMW uses the indicators. It confuses them - I was told to conform! Und Schnell about it!

Bugger! I got something wrong again. Thanx.

That Cracked me up...thanks Hog!! To be fair' date=' the company in question is merely trying to keep us abreast of their product offerings.[/quote'] Gasping's reply cracked ME up. It's just a storm in a C cup......

Alida, that was a fair question. I ride alone, so come the 94.7 it could get messy. Looking forward the the ride at SBR so maybe I can learn something. Colonel, enough with the reality of the situation. Don't get married because in reality the chances of your spouse cheating is ....... Don't eat butter because ..... Don't eat margarine because...... Be nice to new people? The reality is this: Alida, you have offers to ride with some experienced cyclist. Take them up on the offer.

I think from now on we need to stop this gratuitous waving - it is dangerous on those skinny tyres. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times! Now we have the "muddy children" thinking we like them. Do you see what a momentary lapse of concentration will do for us? Come on Guys - don't encourage them to leave the mud and dirt. It's people like this that drag us down, laugh at our outfits and so on.

And it goes from bad to worse - not only are there breasts, but now the clothes are comming off!

If it was Cyclelab, then he is safe. According to another thread, they cannot be held responsible for individuals' actions. To all CycleLab club members, please do not try and burn me at the stake.Gasping2009-08-18 02:26:20

I stand corrected. Thank you.

That Cracked me up...thanks Hog!! To be fair, the company in question is merely trying to keep us abreast of their product offerings.

Agreed. 10 lashes to the chest with a hot spade - edge on!

After looking at those, I feel compelled to ride! Better to stay away from THAT thread......

The Rapists? Surely you meant Therapists?