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Gasping

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  1. & Riding a bike with a 2m SHOCK STICK up your ass will not be fun.... He might just like that - especially if you can slow down the pulses to coincide with the strokes pedal strokes.
  2. Certainly qualifies for Hate Speech. Wonder if one could have him arrested for that. On a Friday, so he can sit all weekend... Is there not a looooonng weekend comming up? Can we time it for then?
  3. A so called "mate" at work said to try that site. Being the gullible idiot (read knob) that I am, I went on to the site and almost had a sphincter failure. It did not help that there were a couple of office dollies standing around my desk when I hit enter. Not my scene. I have a very clear definition of what is lekker and what is sore. I have never confused those two sensations.
  4. There are some seriously sharp Hubbers, but Mud Dee, you are the Kershaw in the pack.
  5. I have just registered him on www,hogtied,com. DO NOT GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He he he he. I am a mean sunuvabeech.
  6. One could say that a good woman is hard to find, and vice versa .......
  7. There are some cock-a-mamie designers out there.
  8. Certainly qualifies for Hate Speech.
  9. You could of course try this number.
  10. It would seem as if young Ken from Cradle Trout is more than a bit of a chop. Firstly he has a go at cyclists and then moves on to the Hardly Dangerous riders. Then he has to buy a 2m shock stick - a real man's man if ever there was one! I would love to see the expression on his face when I bury that 2 m shock stick in his nether regions and then watch him try and drive away. As I said, a real man amongst men.
  11. I went for a ride on Sunday morning ON THE ROAD and I did almost soil my bib-shorts with a hill that I had to climb up. I did make it to the top' date=' but baled on the rest of the ride as my legs were dead/deceased/late/stuffed. There are some Roadies who do understand this. It is us old, unfit buggers (me) that know what you mean.[/quote'] It's not the same. I remember one dropoff 7 years agon on the George 2002 XC course that still gives me the hibbiegibbies when I think about it. Thats me I'm off to the loo Mein Herr, You are right - it is not the same thing. I have yet to see a downhill that scares me. I am talking about going the other way - soiled bib shorts from the protracted exertion forcing the sphincter to let go in sympathy. It is not letting go out of fear which is a momentary thing (I am not diminishing your experiences in the least).
  12. Now I have to go for an insulin shot - that was so sweet you gave me diabetes
  13. I went for a ride on Sunday morning ON THE ROAD and I did almost soil my bib-shorts with a hill that I had to climb up. I did make it to the top, but baled on the rest of the ride as my legs were dead/deceased/late/stuffed. There are some Roadies who do understand this. It is us old, unfit buggers (me) that know what you mean.
  14. Show me a good loser, and I will show you a Lions Supporter.
  15. These look awesome. What are they? Weight? Cost? Do you need someone to look after them? Maybe even adopt them or just foster care?
  16. Oh absolutely. I think that any talent should be acknowledged. Good idea Pantani
  17. Haa haaaa Bulls may win the Curry Cup' date=' but then WP will go on and win the Currie Cup, the one that actually matters[/quote'] I can see we're gonna have another thread with the Pom Pom girls That is discrimination! Why only Pommy girls? What about the Swedes, Danes and those lovelies from France? Good Morning all!
  18. Can't do it here - not a patch on that porn-starlet of yours. Can't do a new thread - too self concious. So that's me then - stymied.
  19. Thanks Gasping' date=' when do we see that GT Series2?[/quote'] I'm shy.
  20. I am guessing that Mr Stander is from the Bloem area - how else could these knobs confuse USA with the Free States?
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