Do your bit for society & help a nutcase out...

[MISA]

Desperation is an evil thing...

 

 

I am safe on this cruddy chair as no matter how I try I can not get it to hop on one wheel, nor can I do a rolling stoppy to attract the attention of the receptionist.

 

I have tried adjusting the ride height to lower the center of gravity to avoid the fatal nut jam under the arm rest disaster so typical of a slow speed roll over.

 

I have polished the back rest lever and put new oil into the hydraulic lift reservoir to help gain some top end speed when tackling the four flights of stairs down to the basement to impress the tea lady.

 

I have carried this damn chair up to the canteen and attempted to hop my way onto the serving tray counter only to be given a written warning for destroying the "meal of the day " arrangement so lovingly put together by the old bearded hag that I am damn sure drools in our food.

 

I have asked fellow workers to push me at speed towards a step in a sad attempt to do the worlds first front summie on an office chair, that... I am afraid ended badly with three broken teeth, one dislocated coccyx and 2 sprained toe nails, none of them my own luckily!

 

So here I still sit on this office chair when I would far rather be outdoors scraping the skin off my shins and or helping doctors make their new car installments by testing the gravitational pull of the planet when things don't go as planned.

 

 

 

Now for the "do your part for society" part of this post, the whole point of this exercise...

 

I need you, your better half, your squeeze, your parents, your kids, your work mates, your work enemies, your cycling mates,your neighbors and your neighbor's neighbors to please ask around to try and find little old me a TRIALS specific bicycle that is for sale here in SA...

 

I need to get my demented lame office bound backside off this faulty chair and onto a trials bike ASAP.

 

I am sure I don't need to go down the "nutcase" explanation route now do I?

 

 

 

Best wishes and a happy new Wednesday to ya all, may you all be blessed with many children and thousands of miles of safe cycling!

 

 

~MISA~

 

 

PS: for the short sighted and dyslexic types please note its a TRIALS bike not a trails bike.

Edited September 5, 2012 by MISA

[Dial'd Bikes]

Very entertaining read

[Taps]

Talking about nutcases ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbvbmoCxgU

[MISA]

Hey what can I say I learnt from the best, I grew up (got older.. not neccesarily grew up) with the likes of the above, Monty Python, Benny Hill and some other prize nutcases...

[The Ghost]

Talking about nutcases ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbvbmoCxgU

 

Thank you

Good laugh