ThePanda Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 The doping threads on this site are driving me to the bong... Every second thread I read is about doping scandals... I ride for the pleasure of riding, so doping has no bearing on my life. I can understand that competitive cyclists are up in arms about all the doping going on, but having a gazillion posts about doping is just silly. Someone should buy a domain like www.welovethedope.co.za and have a little online doping shrine, but turning "the hub" into "the needle, the candle and the brown powder" is getting a bit much. People will dope, people will cheat SARS, people will forget to floss, people will drive like idiots, and people will steal money from companies they work for, and some people would want to rip out my spleen for writing this post... Life is not fair, and the same goes for sports... Justice will prevail one day, and someone else will screw up again on another day, that is just the way things are. So in the words of that kind hearted little boy named Eric Cartman: "Stop your b*tching!"
Grapkas Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Nicely said Pandaman!!! I totally agree!! I believe in karma and i hope all those doped up fools fall flat on their ass the way they deserve!!! Untill then i will compete against them and love the expression on their faces when they can't understand why their dope is not working when i ride away from them!!! HA HA HA
The Crappy German Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Exactly! And amnesty to all those suffering unjustified and arbitrary accusations. Innocence is my family name!
slowpoke Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 well said ThePanda and Grapkas... now where is that pot... it could help to kep me sane today!
Grapkas Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Hey slowp, i feel like i need something stronger than pot to keep me sane today!!! I think tons of chocolate, doughnuts, redwine and cake may do the trick!! i have been keeping myself away from all that is sweet and good with tommorow in mind and i can feel it in my psyce!!!
slowpoke Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 grapkas, it's a pity you don't work close by.... we're gonna have some drinks etc just now 'cos of the week we've had!
Grapkas Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 My drinks will have to wait untill after tomorrows race!!! But boy tomorrow afternoon!!!!! I think as soon as i'm finished with that race i'm gonna crack open a cold one!
slowpoke Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 as long as i'm sober enough to test some systems at 5pm i'm kewl, and i'm not planning on riding tomorrow...
Grapkas Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Then have a nice cold Smirnof Storm on my behalf!!!!
slowpoke Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 shall have a drink for you (dunno if we're gonna have any "cooler" type stuff.. methinks it's jc le roux and wine and beer only)
Jokerman Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Repeat after me all : ThePANDA & Grapkas for President !!!!!!!! Again !!
ThePanda Posted September 22, 2006 Author Posted September 22, 2006 Thank you... Thank you... When I become president, I'll reserve a lane in each direction on the N1 just for cyclists, right after constructing Logwood-esque obstacles and a few sandpits on it... I will also put all the money used for Rakbie and Sokker development into cycling development, and free beer for cyclists.
Jason Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 Thank you... Thank you... When I become president' date=' I'll reserve a lane in each direction on the N1 just for cyclists, right after constructing Logwood-esque obstacles and a few sandpits on it... I will also put all the money used for Rakbie and Sokker development into cycling development, and free beer for cyclists.[/quote']You may wanna start looking at dropping the race entry fee's as well... and maybe throw some 404's and power taps in our goodie bags...btw the Dis-Chem goodie bags are pretty cool. I needed new socks .
ThePanda Posted September 22, 2006 Author Posted September 22, 2006 Ok, tax money will be used to fund races and transport to and from races... NO MORE RACE FEES!!!! I'll build stripper factories by cutting funding for the presedential Boeing... There will also be a law that says that every race must have a giant beer volcano at the finish line. It will be like heaven on earth... ThePanda2006-09-22 06:52:43
slowpoke Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 nah, i'm willing to pay race entry, as long as i get value for money!
ThePanda Posted September 22, 2006 Author Posted September 22, 2006 But you would be paying the race entry... With your tax money... See, I'm a great president... I'll give you backstage passes to the stripper factory too... It builds male and female strippers
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