cyclemania Posted January 10, 2007 Share The Oracle: Tour de France 2007 Why not legalize the use of banned substances in cycling?Imagine the following story in SI/Oracle style: In a controversial move the UCI have decided to legalize theuse of any performance ?enhancing substances, commencing with the 2007 Tour deFrance. The move leads to a spurt of new developments in bicycle design, withthe Discovery team using their state-of-the-art wind tunnel to perfect theaerodynamics of the world?s first racing bike with an intravenous drip/ drug deliverysystem. Notably absent from the new bike is the traditional waterbottle holder. A two-hour special entitled ?making an IV-Bike? will be screenedon the Discovery Channel during the coming months. The director sportive of theteam has also been sacked, and top doping guru Dr. Fluentes has been appointedin his place. According to reports, all team cars will be replaced bystate-of-the-art ambulances with laboratory facilities on board to concocttailor-made cocktails according to the needs of the individual riders duringstages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duathlete Posted January 10, 2007 Share This would be the easy way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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